Spaceman Spiff Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 5 minutes ago, PleaseBlitz said: Alternative take: while true that a clearance will be more difficult, having a good understanding of the culture and language of the world’s other economic superpower could open a lot of doors in other industries that don’t require a clearance. A lot of westerners have made a lot of money in China. Torts is the rare person that considers himself both very tough and also always the victim. It’s annoying, but also pretty entertaining at times. It's more annoying that you just called him "Torts". Link to post Share on other sites
PleaseBlitz Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Spaceman Spiff said: It's more annoying that you just called him "Torts". Torts Torts Torts. Edited December 30, 2019 by PleaseBlitz 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Sinister Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 If I could literally conjure up a name of a guy that routinely gets his ass kicked in bar fights, it would be "Torts" Unreal Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 10 minutes ago, Mr. Sinister said: If I could literally conjure up a name of a guy that routinely gets his ass kicked in bar fights, it would be "Torts" Unreal Is Torts Italian for "PleaseBlitz"? Thems jokes, PB. We're overdue for beers, I'll let you know when I'm back in Nova. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
PleaseBlitz Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 3 minutes ago, Spaceman Spiff said: Is Torts Italian for "PleaseBlitz"? Thems jokes, PB. We're overdue for beers, I'll let you know when I'm back in Nova. Was just posting the same thing regarding overdue for beers. I'm free all week, likely to be hungover on Wednesday. Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 I’m low key offended you called me a westerner but I’m not sure why. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
skinsmarydu Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 4 hours ago, Mr. Sinister said: If I could literally conjure up a name of a guy that routinely gets his ass kicked in bar fights, it would be "Torts" Unreal And it's especially funny coming from a lawyer! Remember when he was with the Lightning, got pissed during a Thrashers game, yelled all red-faced at Bob Hartley, and Bob yelled back, "Ya wanna go?" Nobody went. But it was hilarious. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
The Evil Genius Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 This month Paul Rudd is the same age as Wilfred Brimley was when he starred in Cocoon. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
The Evil Genius Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 ___ Wife wouldn't let me buy this shirt in Maui a few weeks ago. Probably a good thing. 5 Link to post Share on other sites
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 What’s up with claymation? I mean, what’s up with it? Link to post Share on other sites
SlobberknockerSkinsFan Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 1 minute ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said: What’s up with claymation? I mean, what’s up with it? Sober. Tool. Any of their videos.... That's what's up with it! Link to post Share on other sites
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 (edited) What’s up with the Chicago Bulls logo? It’s a picture of a robot banging a crab turned upside down. Edited December 31, 2019 by Sacks 'n' Stuff 3 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites
skinsmarydu Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 6 hours ago, The Evil Genius said: ___ Wife wouldn't let me buy this shirt in Maui a few weeks ago. Probably a good thing. I saw this & stopped myself...but I did get a pic. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Jumbo Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 On 12/30/2019 at 10:36 AM, Mr. Sinister said: If I could literally conjure up a name of a guy that routinely gets his ass kicked in bar fights, it would be "Torts" I give you "Tad" and "Chip" 4 hours ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said: What’s up with claymation? I mean, what’s up with it? satan 1 Link to post Share on other sites
China Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 5 hours ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said: What’s up with claymation? I mean, what’s up with it? <mod edit of music vid---no music vids in here, at all, thanks> Link to post Share on other sites
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 In honor of my year of ups and downs, I think I'm going to play a lot of high-low poker with the family tonight. Anyone ever play that? It's a freaking blast. We never play Texas holdem, it's just too quick of a game. We have a ton of complex poker games we play where there are roughly 5 to 15 rounds of betting each game. High-low is when some people try to get the best poker hand, and some try to get the worst --- A, 2, 3, 4, 6. You can declare the ace a 1. You count the last two cards backwards. So said "perfect Low" is "64". The second to best low hand is A, 2, 3, 5, 6 - "65"....then A, 2, 3, 4, 7 - "74"...and so on. You declare which way you are going before the last betting round. Sometimes people sense that nobody is going high, or nobody is going low - so you declare hoping you're the only one. You automatically win half the pot if that is the case. Insanely fun. Happy New Decade RTT! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Warhead36 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 High low is fun but I was never as good at it as I am at Hold Em 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Gibbs Hog Heaven Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 (edited) *Edited* Happy NY. Have a good one friends. Hail. Edited January 1 by Gibbs Hog Heaven 2 Link to post Share on other sites
China Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 (edited) 25 minutes ago, Gibbs Hog Heaven said: [Skeletor Tweet} Have a good one friends. Hail. I'd post a music video in response, but since that is apparently not allowed, I'll just link to where it has been posted previously: Edited January 1 by China Mod Request Link to post Share on other sites
Jumbo Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 @Gibbs Hog Heaven @China thank you guys 1 Link to post Share on other sites
China Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Jumbo said: @China you quoted it, so you need to edit too Done. Edit: It's funny what you notice and don't. I didn't even realize that the f word was in that tweet until Jumbo told me to edit. Edited January 1 by China 1 Link to post Share on other sites
spjunkies Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Oh man, I wish I could post the gift that Halle Berry posted for us on her instantgram! Link to post Share on other sites
Riggo-toni Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 On 12/31/2019 at 10:22 AM, The Evil Genius said: This month Paul Rudd is the same age as Wilfred Brimley was when he starred in Cocoon. Musta been the diabeetus.... Link to post Share on other sites
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 Showed my dad Rush playing Xanadu live from their Exit Stage Left performance in '81, then their live performance of La Villa Strangiato at the Pinkpop festival in '79. He was totally blown away. MAN that s*** walloped on his sound system. I've never seen those on a big screen either. Neil Peart doesn't get enough credit for how hard he hits the drums. Good LORD! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Bacon Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 Tonight I found out I passed my state education exams, so I'm going to be a certified teacher next month! This entire process has taken so long and been such a financial burden on my family that I'm truthfully prouder of this credential than my BA or MA. 5 Link to post Share on other sites
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