China Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 3 hours ago, Mr. Sinister said: Posts like that make you wonder about where all thekids are that you used to watch eat playdough and lick magic markers back in kingergarten 2 Link to post Share on other sites
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Dr. Do Itch Big said: I thought it was satire Same. If it isn't, then I need a faith restoration in humanity. 1 hour ago, Dr. Do Itch Big said: I thought it was satire Same. If it isn't, then I need a faith restoration in humanity. Link to post Share on other sites
Elessar78 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 10 hours ago, d0ublestr0ker0ll said: Jamie Jamie Jamie...look, it's not about SIGHT. It's about a support system like you didn't have as a child. Exactly. Or a place to cut things off. Like your relationship with your dad from day 1. In which case, its also a source. Of your daddy issues. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 9 minutes ago, Elessar78 said: Exactly. Or a place to cut things off. Like your relationship with your dad from day 1. In which case, its also a source. Of your daddy issues. Jamie calls boyfriend "daddy" during worst arguments, and "James the II" during sex. 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Sinister Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 You think you could clear your blowdryer and makeup and stuff from the si- "Ugh, you're not my dad!!! On the flipside: Hey babe, I quit today. It just wasn't gonna work there. Good news is I've already got an interview lined up with- "You QUIT! My Father worked SO HARD to get you that job and you just piss it all away?!? He was right about you ALL ALONG!" All about that happy medium, gentlemen... 2 Link to post Share on other sites
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Allllll alongggg the WATCHTOWAAAAA 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Sinister Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 While we're on the subject, anybody think "electric ladyland" also sounds like an epic name for a vibrator? 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites
skinsmarydu Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 No. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Yes. It's electric - Boogiewoogiewoogie! Squirt. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Sinister Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 That was heartbreakingly anti-climactic 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 (edited) @TryTheBeal!that new Sturgill Simpson album is the ****! Edited September 27, 2019 by Spaceman Spiff Link to post Share on other sites
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 30 minutes ago, Mr. Sinister said: That was heartbreakingly anti-climactic My favorite Stones song! 2 Link to post Share on other sites
TryTheBeal! Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Spaceman Spiff said: @TryTheBeal!that new Sturgill Simpson album is the ****! Im on it! New Opeth drops today too. #betterthantool Edited September 27, 2019 by TryTheBeal! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Elessar78 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Kyrsten Sinema, Democratic Senator from Arizona. 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites
The Evil Genius Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 43 is looking good on her. No, not Dubya. Link to post Share on other sites
Chew Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Welp. We bought a house last night. Gotta move for the 5th time in 8 years. 3 2 Link to post Share on other sites
skinsmarydu Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 I bought a house once that I'd been renting for 2 years just so I wouldn't have to move. Sorry, bro. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Elessar78 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 9 minutes ago, Chew said: Welp. We bought a house last night. Gotta move for the 5th time in 8 years. You're gonna need Hulk to come over to lift your stuff onto the truck. Link to post Share on other sites
Chew Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 10 minutes ago, Elessar78 said: You're gonna need Hulk to come over to lift your stuff onto the truck. I'd like my **** to arrive intact, thank you. Me: Doc, my grandma gave me that table, and her ashes are in that box. please be careful, bro. Doc: 5 Link to post Share on other sites
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 I'm the dude at 4:29 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Renegade7 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 That moment when you get through three phone calls in a row and hits home that stress doesnt go away, it merely changes forms 1 Link to post Share on other sites
The Evil Genius Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Remember as a kid when the phone rang and everyone ran to pick it up. Now remember what it's like when your cell/home phone rings now? Also this. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
LadySkinsFan Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 I have ringtones for everyone I know plus a general ringtone. If that one rings, I check the number and let it go to voicemail. It's better now, I can decide who I want to talk to. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Elessar78 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 13 minutes ago, LadySkinsFan said: I have ringtones for everyone I know plus a general ringtone. If that one rings, I check the number and let it go to voicemail. It's better now, I can decide who I want to talk to. Speaking of ringtones, my local school system has the abbreviation "BASD", I always pronounce it as "Bas-Duh". They call every time there's a school threat, bus delay, weather delay, etc. I assigned them the Metallica Master of Puppets ringtone. "Bas-Duh of puppets are pullin' yo streeenggss.." 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Sinister Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 I haven't had a ringtone since Kanye's "Heartless" in 2009-ish 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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