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I just told my Muslim friend that if I get a 4.0 GPA and a hot Arab woman after she prays for me, I'll convert :silly:

I'm kinda nervous I might have to :paranoid:

How great would it be if you missed a 4.0 by like 2 percentage points in a class. I'd laugh my ass off if you did. Besides, I doubt the Muslim faith would want you anyways.

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I just told my Muslim friend that if I get a 4.0 GPA and a hot Arab woman after she prays for me, I'll convert :silly:

I'm kinda nervous I might have to :paranoid:

What if the Arab woman turns out to be really ugly ?

Would that count ?

Or would you just make her wear a Paper Bag over her head, I mean a Burqua ?

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OK, I can't believe I'm saying this. I've been beating around the bush for a couple of weeks now. I'm SO in LOVE I can't stand it! I know there are more than a few women on here that are gonna take shot, so go ahead MissU28 and whoever else wants a dig. It doesn't matter. You guys were the ones who kept telling me all women are not the same and I wouldn't believe you. I do now and thank you all for your support. This is too much. I AM FORREST GUMP!:cloud9:

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I just told my Muslim friend that if I get a 4.0 GPA and a hot Arab woman after she prays for me, I'll convert :silly:

I'm kinda nervous I might have to :paranoid:

OK, I can't believe I'm saying this. I've been beating around the bush for a couple of weeks now. I'm SO in LOVE I can't stand it! I know there are more than a few women on here that are gonna take shot, so go ahead MissU28 and whoever else wants a dig. It doesn't matter. You guys were the ones who kept telling me all women are not the same and I wouldn't believe you. I do now and thank you all for your support. This is too much. I AM FORREST GUMP!:cloud9:

For BLTO's sake, I think it would be funny if you were in love with an Arab woman.

One less opportunity for him :silly:

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How great would it be if you missed a 4.0 by like 2 percentage points in a class. I'd laugh my ass off if you did. Besides, I doubt the Muslim faith would want you anyways.

Its still great for me :D I'll take the good grades this semester since I have hard classes.

What if the Arab woman turns out to be really ugly ?

Would that count ?

Or would you just make her wear a Paper Bag over her head, I mean a Burqua ?

Did you even read it? I said she had to be a 'hot Arab woman'. If she's not hot, it doesnt count and I dont have to convert :silly:

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Did you even read it? I said she had to be a 'hot Arab woman'. If she's not hot, it doesnt count and I dont have to convert :silly:

well duh, Arabs live in the desert, so of course they're ALL going to be hot, the question is whether she's gorgeous :silly:

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I flopped quad aces tonight. Unbelieveable. I couldn't even make that much money cuz no one wanted to bluff at it. Still left up $120.

Nice! I played poker tonight too. The best hand I had was turning a straight flush. But we were playing Omaha that particular time, so it's not quite as impressive. Omaha hi-lo split is my favorite.

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Nice! I played poker tonight too. The best hand I had was turning a straight flush. But we were playing Omaha that particular time, so it's not quite as impressive. Omaha hi-lo split is my favorite.

Nice. I've never played Omaha at a casino, I just stick to No-limit Texas. I know Omaha has a lot of action with crazy hands. I was at the $40 no limit table tonight at Hollywood Park, it gets pretty loose there. I am gonna start playing the $100-$300 no-limit table at Hustler more often cuz honestly I think I can play with anyone. I'm a tight player and rarely play the worst hand. I've pondered becoming a professional poker player, but that would require tournaments. Maybe...I am unemployed right now. I think that might be a foolish move though.

Earlier this month I drove to Vegas on a spontaneous one nighter. Mostly played roulette, but sat down and played in the poker room at the Bellagio. Got there at like 2 am, saw Johnny Chan, Patrick Antonious, John Juanda, Jennifer Harman, and a couple other pros I recognized playing with $1000 chips at some high limit game. Made me feel like I was with the big boys, even though I was at the smaller table.

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Nice. I've never played Omaha at a casino, I just stick to No-limit Texas. I know Omaha has a lot of action with crazy hands. I was at the $40 no limit table tonight at Hollywood Park, it gets pretty loose there. I am gonna start playing the $100-$300 no-limit table at Hustler more often cuz honestly I think I can play with anyone. I'm a tight player and rarely play the worst hand. I've pondered becoming a professional poker player, but that would require tournaments. Maybe...I am unemployed right now. I think that might be a foolish move though.

Earlier this month I drove to Vegas on a spontaneous one nighter. Mostly played roulette, but sat down and played in the poker room at the Bellagio. Got there at like 2 am, saw Johnny Chan, Patrick Antonious, John Juanda, Jennifer Harman, and a couple other pros I recognized playing with $1000 chips at some high limit game. Made me feel like I was with the big boys, even though I was at the smaller table.

yeah I will typically just play Holdem at casinos. I have to really come prepared if I want to play Omaha. The casino I go to just past the Oklahoma border has $2-$5 Omaha where the minimum buy-in is $300, but most everyone you will see buys in for about $1000. I've bought in for the min a couple times. One time I left with a slight profit, the other time I got up to about $1200, and was one hand away from cashing out, before losing half of it on one hand (I had the 2nd highest full house and lost to the best one) and then losing it all about 15 minutes later. Yeah that sucked. Haven't been to the casino in a few months though. Just been playing small cash games with friends.

My buddy and I were thinking of going to Vegas in November for the main event final table. I bet that would be a blast.

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