Mocountyskins Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Bottom line is if u do naked pics dont ever put ur face in it will save ur ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Go to the store, or gas station (just have quarters) and buy the extra thick condoms (since you're worried about lasting 12 seconds). Then you can go at least a few minutes rook. You could always try the "There's Something About Marry" approach as far as not going on the date with a loaded gun (and we aren't talking about your actual guns lol). Lots of female stimulation before you get your jimmy wet helps as well. Plus, they think you're trying to please them. Double positive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Oh and another time this girl found out that I had a "trophy collection" from girls that sent me stuff but um she had one of mines so she plastered that up. once again there was no face like they say in chiraq no face no case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Skins game tho!!! I got my favorite Skins hat. On the other side it says Washington and then on the side you see it has the Logo. I only wear it backwards but the pic looks better with it that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Whatever you do, do not let this chick know its your first time. Just be prepared to bring it more than once. And no psycho **** where you bust out a value box of like 50 condoms. Buy a six pack of them, some beer/whine (depending what she drinks - have both, liquor too if possible). And don't start humping her leg like a puppy with two peters when she walks through the door. Honestly, be prepared for it to potentially not happen, so you don't try so hard. Sin and plenty of others have given you this advice, you look all pent up and too eager, it will push them away or they will take advantage of weekness. If she comes in jumping all over you, roll with it. Otherwise, take it slow and let it develop. Like Spring just said, foreplay. Don't look like a spaz fumbling around putting on a rubber and going straight for the conquest. Gotta climb the mountain first buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Moco bout to snake the pipe clean. I agree with Taze, extra thick condom. Wear a metal salt shaker on that thing. Tinder chicks be getting the variety like they're living in The Valley. Going to get Ebola dick. Think I'd rather get held up at gunpoint and ****ed in the ass by a Tinder user with a fake persona as well. Brutus > Incoming Redskins shellacking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thekyle1591 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 LMFAO. Jesus Christ, Mcco is seriously one of the funniest dudes on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Excuses Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 actually nvm that might be a bad idea after I think about it. I mean it wouldent be loaded but you know someone could say im dangerous or something so yea Thats funny af lol Idk who it was who told me to join tinder but thanks LOL omg just so scareddddddddddddddd i really don't want to look bad with a vet. Thats another thing tho she is 22 and has 2 kids and 1 is 6 Can't hit it once **** up on your first time and have a kid I aint trying to be no ones daddy You're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 I wanna party with Moco and see how he acts in person. Lol at ebola dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 oh wait...my bad. not trying to be funny here, didn't know it was your first time. i'd definitely suggest getting some cheeks from some random whore, so that way you'll have a clue with a chick you really like (even though a woman who is good for you won't judge you completely on your D game, but it helps to know your way around a vageen). you'll probably last 2-3 minutes tops, even less if she's on top. what i used to do to keep my peen from puking too quick was to think about random stuff. Disney World, high school football practice, the steps in changing your motor oil, etc. it really did help me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve09ru Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Never been a fan of the 'Oh!' During the national anthem At a non baseball game, especially one where the team referenced isn't the hometown team (and I understand the nats haven't been around long so there are a lot of O's fans) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Oh goodness me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve09ru Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 *note to self* quit going to gameday thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 This team... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Hey Merriweather it's cool if you get suspended but please jack Russell the bully up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 LMAO yall crack me up I was reading all that on my phone, got on a elevator and could not stop laughing infront of these people. 2-3 minutes!!!! Dawg I need to get at least 15 out it to not feel bad. I guess Im going to feel bad then. Unless I have beginners luck and make her go first. Ill try some of that **** that I see on Reality Kings LMFAO So basically just gotta eat that joint out for 15 minutes before i get in it or just whenever I feel it do like Kat williams said I just pull out and eat a lil bit But I mean im not stranger to getting my willyjimmy sucked so like maybe that will be my saving grace maybe I won't be like the american pie dude and just nut everywhere when she says "Hello" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 At least my boy Tress still kicks butt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 So who is Cousins' backup, Antwaan Randle El? Got sent thru the air like it was an Asian martial arts flick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Hey Kirk, you see that green stuff? Don't throw to that please. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Percy Harven is practicing scoring touchdowns right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 This team is so awful. I hope they change the name so I can quit watching this stupid sport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 It's amazing we are only down by 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Bloody ell!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 It's like a football video game on easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 DJax is something special so there's that at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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