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^^ The problem is, the guy isn't breaking any laws by parking there. If there is a HOA, I would just let them deal with him. Same way I would if someone's dog was dropping deuces in my yard. Now, my current neighborhood doesn't have one. And thankfully most people here respect other people's property.

You're right though, talking to the guy should be the first course of action. If he isn't receptive, then all bets are off.

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My neighbors across the street would park their cars in front of my place. Neither car in their driveway sometimes. Both would be in the spots in front of my house.

So I did it to them too, plus I put my trashcans on the street portion of the curb...and would take my sweet time retrieving them after trash night. Sometimes I'd leave the trashcans out there for 3 days in a row. They started always parking one vehicle in their driveway, and sometimes had to park the other way down the street. Muhahaha. Two eyes for an eye b****.

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It will my man, it will.  

 

I can remember my cousin and their first child.  My uncle and parents went to ATL to visit them and all were like your a dumbass lol  They had the heat cranked up to something insane like 80 degrees in the house, if you touched anything in their house, they demanded you wash your hands and sanitizer, etc.  

 

I think my uncle went off on him cause he washed his hands, held my lil cuz, handed her to my mom or dad, then picked up a magazine off the table.  Went to pick her back up and my cousin freaked out.  

Yeah, baby #2 for my cuz, I was over at my uncles house, pacifier falls onto the floor, he picks it up and wipes it off on his shirt, popped it back in her mouth lol.  Completely different actions with child #2.

 

I look back and laugh at how my family has acted towards their kids and myself and wife for ours.  Those lil buggers are tougher than you think :)

Yeah, I'm going to try the laid back thing as far as not being a helicopter parent making sure he doesn't get hurt or sick or anything. This might be somewhere that my wife and I butt heads.

I definitely want structure and discipline for my kids though. Habits that you learn that stick with you through life.

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^^ The problem is, the guy isn't breaking any laws by parking there. If there is a HOA, I would just let them deal with him. Same way I would if someone's dog was dropping deuces in my yard. Now, my current neighborhood doesn't have one. And thankfully most people here respect other people's property.

You're right though, talking to the guy should be the first course of action. If he isn't receptive, then all bets are off.

Yeah, but most HOAs are weak and rarely enforce the rules.  In ours, there are not to be any parked cars in the road, ever.  Pffffttt, they are all over the place.  And with the fines being like $20 a pop, I doubt they are enforcing it, or the cars would be parked in their driveways/garages.  

 

But, the guy isn't breaking any laws and the cops aren't gonna make him move his car.  I'd talk to the guy first like Bubble and Sinister said.  Now, if you don't have a HOA and the guy is an asshole, well, then look at more legal revenge tactics lol.  Hell, start parking in his driveway.

Yeah, I'm going to try the laid back thing as far as not being a helicopter parent making sure he doesn't get hurt or sick or anything. This might be somewhere that my wife and I butt heads.

I definitely want structure and discipline for my kids though. Habits that you learn that stick with you through life.

Man you have no idea Springy!  Whatever you do, do not tell lil Spring to wipe his mouth off on his shirt.  I did that one time, once, to lil Tazette around age 2.  My wife still hates me for that cause she will do it every once and a while to this day lol.

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Man you have no idea Springy!  Whatever you do, do not tell lil Spring to wipe his mouth off on his shirt.  I did that one time, once, to lil Tazette around age 2.  My wife still hates me for that cause she will do it every once and a while to this day lol.

If not that I'm sure there is something I'll get wrong. Trial and error. Or error and error. Whatevs.

As long as we don't let him eat glue sticks I think we will be ok.

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Out here, HOA is like the ****in Kremlin. Just saw a guys Mercedes get towed because he had it out there for a few weeks without tags. Probably the same lady that's monitoring these house to see weather or not I leave the window open.

Now for **** like that I will lose my mind. If I ever find out who did it before I leave I will stage a fake plain sight drug deal,:accidentally spilling coke in the driveway, which will actually be flour

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If not that I'm sure there is something I'll get wrong. Trial and error. Or error and error. Whatevs.

As long as we don't let him eat glue sticks I think we will be ok.

I remember lil Tazette eating a green or blue crayon.  Makes changing diapers somewhat funny.  I'll never forget the time I was sitting in my chair, watching TV and she walks up to me and looks me dead in the eye, holds up a broken toy (some doll with the arm broke off) and says, "What tha hell?".

 

She was around 3 years old and I guess all those times I yelled that watching Redskins football, when I thought she wasn't paying attention/listening.......yeah she was lol.

 

I was like Tazette we don't say that.  She replies, "But what the hell is wrong with it?".  Followed by little giggles.  Thank goodness she never said that stuff at pre-school/school.

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John Wick lol

Get so tired of all of these Super badass/agent/ Taken-ish movies. So played out.

Same deal with the " Hey let's dig up some classic tale and **** it in the ass with a giant dose of 3-D." Movies.

**** you, Hollywood

-Sinister

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Co-worker and I were talking about how every movie preview is the same besides the characters. It's like the same tricks are used, and they even have similar timing in the different previews. A disturbing amount of them are so much alike.

There is a cult of cookie-cutter movie addicts, who act shocked when you say you've never seen some **** called "The Fecal Prophecy III: Butthole's Revenge."

WHAAHAHAHAT YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT!?!?

Not only haven't I seen it, I now hate it and hate you for calling me out for not seeing poop on a screen. Seriously, fling real poop at a movie screen and I'd be more entertained.

I also include computer cartoon movies in there. I was barely young enough to want to watch Toy Story 1, why the **** is it a disgrace that I haven't seen 2 or 3? I'm sure they are good movies, but maybe, I dunno, I don't give an asshair about them anymore. Same with Finding Nemo. A girl immediately goes from potential GF, to friend I wanna bone, if she gives me **** about Finding Nemo. **** Nemo, **** Carmen Sandiego, **** Waldo, **** Jimmy Hoffa, **** anyone who needs to be found.

I'm gonna watch Goodfellas tonight, ya hear that? And I'm gonna replay the scenes where Pesci kills people. And before he does, I'm gonna say, "hey that's Nemo, Pesci, you should kill him, yeah, stab him in the back of the head when you get in the car."

Maybe I should just watch Finding Nemo.

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I've never seen any of the toy story movies. But I've also never seen any of The Godfather films, though it feels like I have since it's been parodied in just about everything. I've seen Finding Nemo probably close to ten times because my nephew loves it. It's a pretty damn good movie. And for some reason I prefered Casino to Goodfellas. Both are great films though...

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Springy-

 

babies are rookie parent proof.  lil goon was 4 months old, I was changing his diaper and he rolled off the couch onto the hard wood floor.  I freaked.  He laughed. The day after we brought him home-  I overfed him, and the milk came shooting out of every hole in his head.."MOMMA I KILLED HIM".he coughed and spat for a couple minutes....then reached for the bottle again.  Oh yeah, don't tell the misses you killed your child......just sayin.

 

I doubt you will have any problems.  Understanding what a huge commitment it is, shows the level of dedication you will have for your lil guy.

 

My advice - the best thing for mrs springy is to let her get sleep whenever you can, and bonus points is a couple hours at a massage parlor at around week 2.  tell her how gorgeous she is, and overlook the psychotic tendencies she will show for a while.  mrs goon says to compliment her on everything....tell her shes doing a great job....moms feel ugly, sleep deprived, they aren't parenting well enough - overdose on loving her.  (even when it seems she isn't listening)

 

hold him close and sing to him / talk to him just like you did in the womb - it will calm him down.  Prayers for a swift birth process and a quick hospital stay.  babies love hearing a heart beat...if hes cranky - hold him on your chest and watch tv....z city.

 

Hail to Springy family!

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I've never seen any of the toy story movies. But I've also never seen any of The Godfather films, though it feels like I have since it's been parodied in just about everything. I've seen Finding Nemo probably close to ten times because my nephew loves it. It's a pretty damn good movie. And for some reason I prefered Casino to Goodfellas. Both are great films though...

I watched Godfather 1 and 2 for the first time a few years ago. They have a real classy feel compared to rugged gangster movies like Scarface and the Pesci flicks. Long friggin' movies.

Which reminds me, I watched the first half of Lawrence of Arabia a couple months ago. Seen the second half in parts. Obviously it's a great movie, but holy crap it's long. Damn!

Also, one of my favorite gangster flicks is A Bronx Tale. Always gotta watch a little of it when it's on the tube.

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Springy-

 

babies are rookie parent proof.  lil goon was 4 months old, I was changing his diaper and he rolled off the couch onto the hard wood floor.  I freaked.  He laughed. The day after we brought him home-  I overfed him, and the milk came shooting out of every hole in his head.."MOMMA I KILLED HIM".he coughed and spat for a couple minutes....then reached for the bottle again.  Oh yeah, don't tell the misses you killed your child......just sayin.

 

I doubt you will have any problems.  Understanding what a huge commitment it is, shows the level of dedication you will have for your lil guy.

 

My advice - the best thing for mrs springy is to let her get sleep whenever you can, and bonus points is a couple hours at a massage parlor at around week 2.  tell her how gorgeous she is, and overlook the psychotic tendencies she will show for a while.  mrs goon says to compliment her on everything....tell her shes doing a great job....moms feel ugly, sleep deprived, they aren't parenting well enough - overdose on loving her.  (even when it seems she isn't listening)

 

hold him close and sing to him / talk to him just like you did in the womb - it will calm him down.  Prayers for a swift birth process and a quick hospital stay.  babies love hearing a heart beat...if hes cranky - hold him on your chest and watch tv....z city.

 

Hail to Springy family!

Out of likes, but my man Goon with excellent advice.  Nice touch with the massage/spa thing week 2.  She needs to get out of the house for some "Me Time", even if it's a few hours.  Completely forgot about doing something similar with my wife.  

 

A lot of "Relax, I got this" moments go along way towards her mental/physical recovery.  Not sure about how many weeks Mrs. Spring will have off or you for that matter.  I was off two weeks, wife was off only 6.  But, pretend you're 18-21 again man like you are gonna party all night for two weeks and stay up/help as much as you can.

 

Work out a routine.  That routine will be determined by Lil Spring.  For me, we got lucky, daughter was like she was in the military, she fed every 2-3 hours on the dot, like clock work.   So I told Mrs. Taze I would take the 8-9pm and 11-12am feedings so she could sleep.  She got to go to bed around 7pm and would get up at 3am for the next feeding, so she slept 8 hours.  

 

Then would get to nap til 6am.  Total, about 10.5 hours of sleep/recovery.  The first feeding they drop is usually the early 2/3am feeding, so when they do that and are sleeping until 6 am or so, its euphoric lol.  Then she will be able to go to bed early and sleep through the night.  

 

Next thing you know, Lil Spring will be jumping in your bed on Sat/Sun mornings around 6/7am waking you up and being all funny and ****.  

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Funny how goofy, irresponsible, immature and silly all of us can be in one breath, then in the next be so responsible, thoughtful, insightful, and helpful we can be in an instant.

 

Spring, again congrats, I am sure all of us regulars in the tailgate are happy for you and yours and wish nothing but the best.

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getting smacked in the face, "WAKE UP DADDY!  Its not bedtime, its WAKE TIME!"

lol, yeah bro.  Man, this past Saturday morning, I rolled over, bumped into my daughter sitting on top of our bed, petting our cat.  So, I had stayed up til 2:30 am playing Destiny and had drank a lot of brews after she went to bed, was tired as ****.  

 

Next thing I know, she's telling the cat to put her butt in my face and laughing, trying to move the cat towards me.  Definitely my kid lol.  

Funny how goofy, irresponsible, immature and silly all of us can be in one breath, then in the next be so responsible, thoughtful, insightful, and helpful we can be in an instant.

 

Spring, again congrats, I am sure all of us regulars in the tailgate are happy for you and yours and wish nothing but the best.

Gotta be goofy and immature :)  it's healthy.  But yeah, I'm willing to bet that the majority of posters on here are really more mature outside the forums.  If they aren't, I weep for the continued existence of our species lol.

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