CrypticVillain Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 Got a ticket for that once in DC. Sent them a photo showing I updated my tags the next day and didn't have to pay any fines. Man, when I did that, they still made me pay one of the two tickets I got. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticksboi05 Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dictator Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 I would've gone with something a little more catchy... something like "Alison Chains." That seems to be more of a Drag name than stripper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 http://twitter.com/DanHellie/statuses/245625211922288640 Dale Earnhardt Jr. just picked his top 5 all-time Redskins on @espn 1) Monk 2)Green 3)Riggo 4)Theismann 5)Dexter Where's Griffin!!!!??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 I actually did that Griffing thing yesterday while playing volleyball without realizing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 I want to order a pizza. Problem: I like Pizza Hut. And a few months ago, the Pizza Hut that delivers to me installed a new thing on their phone. I phone them, and I get a recording, that opens up with "Thank you for calling your Archer Road Pizza Hut, where we have an all you can eat buffet every day from (whatever hours). We have lots of great specials going on right now. like a large, three topping pizza, an order of breadsticks, a two liter Pepsi, and . . . " I have no idea how long the commercials are that they've decided to force every single potential customer to sit through, every time they call, are, because I've hung up every time the second commercial starts. I refuse to be treated that badly. And it seems like it's everywhere. Lately, Mom has been wanting a burger, every day, for lunch. She likes Checkers. So, every day, I take her through the drive-thru at Checkers. I pull up to the speaker. "Hi, would you like to try the Big Buford in a combo?" I give them my order. Usually, then, I have to wait, because they weren't ready for me to order. Then it's "Would you like some french fries with that?" "No." They give me my total. I drive up to the window. They give me my total, again. I have them my plastic. "Would you like to add two apple pies for a dollar?" Yeah, I understand the idea of suggestive selling. Once. But three times? To me, once is an attempt to make a sale. Three times is harassment. Seems like it takes me 15 minutes to get through the checkout lines at most retailers, now days. And a part of the reason is that the cashiers are under orders to try to make the customers take longer. "Would you like to sign up for our privacy invasion card, right now, while I and everybody in line behind you waits?" "Would you like to buy an extended warranty on that product?" "Would you like to have us install that?" "Here, please wait while our cash register prints out 9 coupons and rebate forms and advertisements". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 Payphone is a terrible song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 No it isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 I want to order a pizza. My first thought was "white people problems" although I agree 100%. I wish we had delivery here. My second thought. Tenacious D in the drive through. Always funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 The Ashten Kutchner episodes of Two and a Half Men have hit syndication Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 That seems to be more of a Drag name than stripper. Nah, not possible. A dude in drag can make any name sound bad. If a select memory of ours is erased, I could throw the name "Ru Paul " out there and no one would bat an eye, but because we know who that is, the name takes on a completely different meaning. You're probably ten times more likely to run into a dude in drag named Cinnamon than you are a beautiful stripper named Delicious Danny, or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 I saw "The Bullet Vanishes" earlier today at Rio. I loved the movie for the most part. The ending kind of pissed me off a bit though, lol. I would still go see it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Speaking of movies, I just finished watching Eastern Promises. I thought it was pretty solid, but I felt like it needed a little more closure to it than what I got. Viggo was pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 No it isn't. Moves like jagger is a much better song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan07 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Koolblue13 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 I got home from work around 4am and went to bed. Puppy wakes me up at 7:30 like something is important. Nope, just wants to play outside. I go out and the 2 freaking indoor cats of my roommates sneak out. I finally get everybody in the house and they are all hyper. I'm gonna shoot something. I'd go back to bed, but I don't wake up easy and have work at 11. ---------- Post added September-12th-2012 at 09:36 AM ---------- I got home from work around 4am and went to bed. Puppy wakes me up at 7:30 like something is important. Nope, just wants to play outside. I go out and the 2 freaking indoor cats of my roommates sneak out. I finally get everybody in the house and they are all hyper. I'm gonna shoot something. I'd go back to bed, but I don't wake up easy and have work at 11. I just saw the spider my puppy must have saved me from last night and I take it all back. Palm of my hand large and fuzzy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdskn4Lyf21 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 We're heading down to Plymouth tonight for a date night, and we're going on a 4 hour whale-watching cruise tomorrow. ****ing awesome :point2sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Get RG3 off tomorrow's SI cover!!!!!!!!!!! Don't wanna risk it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptChaos86 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 How many bears can Bear Grylls grill? If Bear Grylls could grill bears? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Man, if we lose to the Rams on Sunday, I'm going to stay off this forum for at least 2 weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kZO6smypHw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaybrant Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Glee video Mercedes is awesome!!! Wait....... Did I just lose my man card? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Nope, I was moved by how great that song was Damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Mercedes is awesome!!! Wait....... Did I just lose my man card? Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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