PleaseBlitz Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 Bear Grylls is walking through a swamp and gets attacked by a monitor lizard which is a 5 foot long monster. So he wrestles with it and finally grabs it by the tail, swings it around and bashes its head against a tree......twice. He's eating its liver now. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 i love swedish fish. you know how dogs won't just eat until they're full, they'll just keep going...i'm like that with those tasty red jelly treats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 Mel Gibson lives about 15 minutes away from me, and he currently has Brittney Spears over as a guest to presumably give her counseling. http://www.livecostarica.net/index.php/home/the-news/1-latest-news/310-brittney-spears-and-mel-gibson-arrive-for-a-vacation-in-costa-rica I live in the middle of bum**** CR, so it's ain't like a celebrity paradise around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 I saw an eagle carry away a little wild bunny today. I think flying would be very exciting for a bunny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuposse87 Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 can a humble person claim to be humble? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 I saw an eagle carry away a little wild bunny today. I think flying would be very exciting for a bunny. I bet the landing was a ***** though. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 WOOT! Class is canceled this morning due to the teacher having a migraine (which was my excuse for getting out of class too, back in the day ) :party: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 I am running in a 5K tomorrow from the Gaslamp district over the Coronado Bridge. I am really excited about it and I am really getting into running now. I will just run out my door and go wherever I want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdskn4Lyf21 Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 This ****ing Xbox keeps freezing during Madden....maybe its time for a PS3.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 Did 33 ever go and meet Britney Spears? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 My balls are suffering from massive gravy symptons right now, gonna need a shower when I get home, damn Florida heat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 Did 33 ever go and meet Britney Spears? I don't have a car. And I would have to cross a river. I wouldn't be allowed onto the property. And she hasn't looked too good in any recent pics I've seen. Maybe she'll come into town though, and I can send her to the 5k in the Gaslight district tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan07 Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 Why do your farts not smell bad to you, but they do to every one else? :laugh::laugh::laugh: so true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 My balls are suffering from massive gravy symptons right now, gonna need a shower when I get home, damn Florida heat. I halfway agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 I halfway agree. I just spit soda all over my screen :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 I don't have a car. And I would have to cross a river. I wouldn't be allowed onto the property. And she hasn't looked too good in any recent pics I've seen. Maybe she'll come into town though, and I can send her to the 5k in the Gaslight district tomorrow. shes lookin good on TMZ in her bikini. well, a lot better then before. damn she used to be so hot..:doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 there is a guy that sits next to me here at work who can do the perfect towlie impression. and he does the old guy from family guy pretty damn well too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 shes lookin good on TMZ in her bikini. well, a lot better then before. damn she used to be so hot..:doh: I'd still hit it, ya only live once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 I'd still hit it, ya only live once Id end up marrying her. I have an addiction to crazy chics. then again...all women are crazy, its just to what degree.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Who else is drunk and sunburned? Work is going to suck tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Island Boy Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 I like chuggin syrup..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 How come chicks **** you than expect you to call them, like hey you gave up the goods why should I call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 RICHMOND, Va. -- Imprisoned quarterback Michael Vick filed for bankruptcy protection while serving time for federal dogfighting charges, saying he owes between $10 million and $50 million to creditors. per ESPN. Now, my question is: How the hell is someone unable to calculate their debt to within $40 million? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RammsteinSkins Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Why do I have the weirdest dreams? I dreamt my leg hair was a foot tall and red..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the krabber Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 My friends discovered some of their old VHS tapes from when we were kids and we have been watching them. The other day, we watched Space Jam. Is it weird that during the scene that MJ gets returned to the real world at his baseball game and the spaceship lands on the field that my first thought was "Man...the grounds crew must be PISSED!"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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