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So did I. The one Stats class I remember taking was incredibly easy. But I usually sucked at math.:(

I've never understood how people can't get math. I've always thought it was easy. It's like figuring out a puzzle. I guess I just got lucky enough to be decent at it. :whoknows: But yeah, **** stats. :ols:

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I've never understood how people can't get math. I've always thought it was easy. It's like figuring out a puzzle. I guess I just got lucky enough to be decent at it. :whoknows: But yeah, **** stats. :ols:

O rly? Here you go than.

Phytoplankton are tiny organsims that grow in the ocean. Performing photoshynthesis using sunlight. They do not live in very deep water where sunlight does not penetrate but also prefer to avoid living right at the surface. Suppose the number of millions of plankton per cubic meter of seawater at a depth of d meters is given by F(d) = 100de^(-d/30). Find the total number of phytoplankton in 1 square kilometer of ocean down a depth of 200m.

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O rly? Here you go than.

Phytoplankton are tiny organsims that grow in the ocean. Performing photoshynthesis using sunlight. They do not live in very deep water where sunlight does not penetrate but also prefer to avoid living right at the surface. Suppose the number of millions of plankton per cubic meter of seawater at a depth of d meters is given by F(d) = 100de^(-d/30). Find the total number of phytoplankton in 1 square kilometer of ocean down a depth of 200m.

F(200) = 100(200)e^(-200/30) = 25.45

25.45*10^6 plankton/m^3

25.45*10^6 plankton/m^3 * 10^9 m^3/km^3 = 25.45*10^15 plankton/km^3

You want km^2? **** off, I say.

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You just described me, before I got corrective surgery. I love it. But I need an enhancement (vision isn't quite as good as it was when I first got it done), but I no longer can get one. That sucks. So basically, I'm probably gonna end up needing glasses in the future. But hopefully I won't need to wear them all the time.

Screw you glasses needing people. Oh noes, you'll end up with glasses tha make you look smart or sexy in some inconvenient way. Big deal. I'm half deaf and will need to wear a hearing aid sooner then later. Ever hear somebody say " boy that hearing aid really makes him look smart"? No! It's like complaining about a bad hair day to the bald guy.

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http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2011/04/06/snooki-earns-32000-for-speaking-as-usual/

Rutgers University recently shelled out $32,000 to have MTV reality star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi speak at their commencement ceremony. This is $2,000 more than the school paid Nobel and Pulitzer-Prize winner Toni Morrison to speak at the same ceremony. Experts speculate that the increased free was due to the amount of alcohol necessary for Snooki to get performance-ready, but no one from the University has come forth to confirm this.

According to the Newark Star-Ledger, Snooks imparted the wisdom of her 24 years, advising students to “study hard, but party harder.”

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I've never understood how people can't get math. I've always thought it was easy. It's like figuring out a puzzle. I guess I just got lucky enough to be decent at it. :whoknows: But yeah, **** stats. :ols:

Math classes were the most traumatic part of my childhood. To this day I get flustered whenever I see a mathematical equation. I just don't get it at all. So screw you and anyone else who's good at math!!! :pfft:

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At all of them!?

I don't know, I just heard it on the radio on my way to work this morning. From 11-3 today. Can't wait for lunch! :D

After looking around, I think it might just be the DFW area. Found this: http://sidedish.dmagazine.com/2011/04/07/1-sandwiches-at-jimmy-johns-today-from-11am-to-3-pm/

But I think other cities do the same thing at different times of the year.

edit: here's another place doing the same thing today:

http://cincinnati.com/blogs/eyeontheeastside/2011/04/07/1-jimmy-johns-subs-in-anderson/

Although it is a grand opening. So idk if it has anything to do with the one in Dallas. Just an odd coincidence?...yeah I'm just finding Dallas area $1 subs when I do a google search.

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just wondering - how much is the going rate of a hooker nowadays?

I want to compare that to how much I should spend on a date

Depends. Are we talking street walker or high class escort? Or maybe an asian massage parlor? :ols:

$40-$60 for the first

$200+ for the second

$120-$140 for the third

uhhh or so I've heard. :paranoid:

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But then again, if you are buying a "regular" chick dinner, and she eventually sleeps with you...doesn't that make her a hooker? In the end, you paid her for sex. :ols: :paranoid:

another question:

say you purchased a hookers services and the cops broke in on you in your hotel room...if you have a camera on a tripod set up facing the bed recording, is it still considered prostitution or are you just filming a porno and you paid her for her part in the video?

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another question:

say you purchased a hookers services and the cops broke in on you in your hotel room...if you have a camera on a tripod set up facing the bed recording, is it still considered prostitution or are you just filming a porno and you paid her for her part in the video?

It is definitely a porno. That's actually a great idea for one. *writes down*

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