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I left early from work today, which made my boss so angry that he said, "Then don't bother coming back to work on Monday". Woo Hoo !! I get a 4-day weekend !!

Why did you leave early ? Are you going back to unemployment ?

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Why did you leave early ? Are you going back to unemployment ?

No, I thought I was supposed to come back Tuesday :paranoid:

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The job is......

*sigh* At a company that.....I can't even say it.....OK.....um......

The company decorates wine bottles for vineyards. :doh:

Hopefully this is just a hold-over until that other gig we talked about comes through.

Congratulations, man!

Even if it isn't your ideal job.

Things sound like they're looking up.

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so its a term the use whenever someone is abnormally tall :ols:

Dude, I knew you were abnormal, but I had no idea you were tall. :silly:

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to blow on my junk.

That's gotta be a big fan, then.

I mean, big because it has to be strong enough to withstand your feet propped on top of it.

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I'm open to BBW in time of need.

ice would be appreciated.

Edited by twa

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"Omq dhese folks at mcdonalds done qot on mha last nerve i dont think i cant dhis no lonq.

uqh"

Someone posted that on facebook. Why the **** can't a grown person type correctly? :doh:

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"Omq dhese folks at mcdonalds done qot on mha last nerve i dont think i cant dhis no lonq.

uqh"

Someone posted that on facebook. Why the **** can't a grown person type correctly? :doh:

My guess is excessive alcohol consumption...

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Does anyone else think that Chelsea Clinton bares a striking resemblance to Shaun White?

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wish I had that problem....we need 24 hr liquor stores

I want to open a delivery liquor and beer (and if you need them and are already getting alcohol....ciggs) service. they call, tell you what they want,I deliver with a mark up. 10 dollar delivery fee. 5 dollar mark up on bottles over a litre. 3 dollar mark up on bottles less then a litre. (makes it more economical to buy the litre)2.50 mark up on beer of any size. An additional fee if you wanted me to stop and get you ciggs or some fast food. May seem like price gouging, but yo uwould be getting the liquor delivered! Hadnt figured out a way to get the half drunk females with lowered standards and inhabitions from the bar into the car though.

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