• Blog Entries

    • By TK in ES Coverage
         0
      The Bill Callahan era began here at the Hard Rock Stadium in Miami. For the first quarter it was really,really bad football being played by both teams. 
      The Redskins were determined to establish the Run game. The First Quarter all they established was that they still couldn’t run. Or pass. Or do much of anything. 
       
      It wasn’t until the 2nd Quarter that Peterson was able to start ripping the worst Run D in the League for chunks of 18 & 24 yards. The Skins managed to score a TD with a 25 yard pass to Scary Terry McLaurin. 
       
      The Dolphins would open the Second Half only managing five plays before the Redskins would get the ball punted back to them. They would run a balanced run/pass attack of six plays for 70 yards in 1:25 ending in McLaurin’s second touchdown of the day. The Defense would then get a turnover allowing the Offense to get to Field Goal range and add another 3 points to make the score 17-3. 
       
      To open the Fourth Quarter, Hopkins would miss a 55 yard Field Goal, leaving the score at 17-3.  After being sacked five times, the Dolphins would pull their own switcharoo at QB and go to Ryan “Neckbeard” Fitzpatrick which resulted in a touchdown drive for them, making it 17-10. They went for & recovered the Onside Kick. They also managed to not score any points after that. The Dolphins would find theirselves with ball at the 2:00 Warning. Fitzpatrick would take them on a 9 play 75 yard touchdown drive with six seconds remaining on the clock. Miami went for the win with the 2 Point Conversion and failed. The Redskins would recover the onside kick by Miami and Keenum took a knee to get the Redskins their first win of the season. 
stevenaa

Random Thought Thread

Recommended Posts

I wish I had a lot of money. Like, not just a small fortune, I mean like Scrooge McDuck, Bill Gates, Michael Jordan kind of money. That would be great...working is for the birds.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Where in the "Neck" do you reside?

Buckeystown. Wellington Trace. And you?

I love Frederick, but my job is in Ellicott City.

So I'm moving next month to Owings Mills (closer to work).

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I just used this one the other day. " Unexpected surprise." :rubeyes:

:)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I just used this one the other day. " Unexpected surprise." :rubeyes:

:)

:laugh:

Since I was a kid, I got agitated when people would say "same difference." But when I got older, I realized there can be something the same about two differences. :doh:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I wish I had a lot of money. Like, not just a small fortune, I mean like Scrooge McDuck, Bill Gates, Michael Jordan kind of money. That would be great...working is for the birds.

- Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.

- If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.

- If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.

- If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.

- He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.

- He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.

- If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.

- If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.

- He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.

- If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.

Gates and Jordan are not in the same category. Scrooge McDuck is a fictional cartoon character.

On a related subject, i bought 5 Mega Millions tix tonight. $267 million jackpot.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
- Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.

- If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.

Gates and Jordan are not in the same category. Scrooge McDuck is a fictional cartoon character.

On a related subject, i bought 5 Mega Millions tix tonight. $267 million jackpot.

At 178,100 a day for 450 years it works out to $29,252,952,000 - how much is Gates worth? I didn't think he was over 10 billion - i could be wrong though.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
At 178,100 a day for 450 years it works out to $29,252,952,000 - how much is Gates worth? I didn't think he was over 10 billion - i could be wrong though.

It varies daily with the price of Microsoft stock. Right now he is worth right about $30 billion.

At one point he was at close to double that.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Gates and Jordan are not in the same category. Scrooge McDuck is a fictional cartoon character.

Whaaaaa...Scrooge McDuck is FICTIONAL!??!!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! ;)

You're right though...eff Jordan money. A mere pittance!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Whaaaaa...Scrooge McDuck is FICTIONAL!??!!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! ;)

You're right though...eff Jordan money. A mere pittance!

Jordan money is crap. Cant even afford an NFL franchise. He's a piker.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I........I...I...I am speechless. If ANYONE does not find that woman hot PLEASE explain why!!!!!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
sometimes life sucks a fat baby donky d**k

Multi Posting is great

Alive by Pearl Jam would be a kick ass karoake song...

(and the pancakes were good, btw)

this is the latest I been up in a long time.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.