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      The Bill Callahan era began here at the Hard Rock Stadium in Miami. For the first quarter it was really,really bad football being played by both teams. 
      The Redskins were determined to establish the Run game. The First Quarter all they established was that they still couldn’t run. Or pass. Or do much of anything. 
       
      It wasn’t until the 2nd Quarter that Peterson was able to start ripping the worst Run D in the League for chunks of 18 & 24 yards. The Skins managed to score a TD with a 25 yard pass to Scary Terry McLaurin. 
       
      The Dolphins would open the Second Half only managing five plays before the Redskins would get the ball punted back to them. They would run a balanced run/pass attack of six plays for 70 yards in 1:25 ending in McLaurin’s second touchdown of the day. The Defense would then get a turnover allowing the Offense to get to Field Goal range and add another 3 points to make the score 17-3. 
       
      To open the Fourth Quarter, Hopkins would miss a 55 yard Field Goal, leaving the score at 17-3.  After being sacked five times, the Dolphins would pull their own switcharoo at QB and go to Ryan “Neckbeard” Fitzpatrick which resulted in a touchdown drive for them, making it 17-10. They went for & recovered the Onside Kick. They also managed to not score any points after that. The Dolphins would find theirselves with ball at the 2:00 Warning. Fitzpatrick would take them on a 9 play 75 yard touchdown drive with six seconds remaining on the clock. Miami went for the win with the 2 Point Conversion and failed. The Redskins would recover the onside kick by Miami and Keenum took a knee to get the Redskins their first win of the season. 
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I've got 40 minutes to kill and I'm sooooo bored. going on guard at VMI at 1:30.

more people need to post, NOW :silly:

edit: wow, I just noticed that this is page 1000. what an incredible honor lol

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So that's what I got a feeling, tonight's going to be a good night is from

man I am out of touch with the music the young'uns listen to these days

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Why do ppl do fantasy football drafts before preseason is over?

It's going to suck if one of your players gets injured in preseason week 4 and is out for ten weeks...

Why do people do fantasy football drafts, period. The best ones are the ones without drafts.

Yeah, I really like the video. I like Too Short's "Blow the Whistle" because Nyjer Morgan uses it as his song when he bats...and he's the only Nat that stood out to me when I went to the Nationals game.

Brian McCann has "Use Somebody" when he comes up. And that was very fitting today, as he USED the Marlins' pitchers to the tune of 5 RBI.:D

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Why do people do fantasy football drafts, period. The best ones are the ones without drafts.

Meh I got to talk to people I haven't heard from in years...we were talking trash about the lions and I was like "So [insert Friend] how many games are the Lions going to win this year, 2" and he was like "I can't wait until Ernie Sims sacks #4" , good trash talking going on

Then another person got mad at me because I took the full time to draft players lol, the last pick out of accident I picked Jake Delhomme and got a lot of flak for that. It's good fun and good ribbing

I hope you don't have the same attitude towards fantasy baseball lol

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Why do people do fantasy football drafts, period. The best ones are the ones without drafts.

The live draft is one of the best things ever!!!!!!!! Last year I got flak for taking Michael Turner in the 2nd round as a sleeper......HA!!!!!!!!!

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Meh I got to talk to people I haven't heard from in years...we were talking trash about the lions and I was like "So [insert Friend] how many games are the Lions going to win this year, 2" and he was like "I can't wait until Ernie Sims sacks #4" , good trash talking going on

Then another person got mad at me because I took the full time to draft players lol, the last pick out of accident I picked Jake Delhomme and got a lot of flak for that. It's good fun and good ribbing

I hope you don't have the same attitude towards fantasy baseball lol

I don't play fantasy baseball. Just Nascar and NFL for me. But I've never bothered with the games with the drafts. Just not my cup of tea. I'm more into the salary cap games or the ones where you only get to use a QB, RB, WR, etc two times over the course of the season. Those, to me, are just alot more fun. And less time-consuming.

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The live draft is one of the best things ever!!!!!!!! Last year I got flak for taking Michael Turner in the 2nd round as a sleeper......HA!!!!!!!!!

This is my first year.

Should be fun.

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Read: I saw what you posted and took out. So there.
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Sigh. I think I'm going to see the word Campbell in my sleep.
Campbellcampbellcampbell :silly:

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Maybe I'll shock the world and draft Jason Campbell.

What do you think, PCS?

Would Jason Campbell be a good choice? Should I pick Jason Campbell over someone else? I mean.. it is Jason Campbell we're talking about.

How do you feel about me drafting Jason Campbell for my fantasy team?

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I would have loved to see the cops expressions here

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http://www.10tv.com/live/content/local/stories/2009/08/20/story_wood.html?sid=102#

A man who caught fire earlier this week when police shot him with a Taser said Thursday that the police action against him was not warranted.

Daniel Wood faces charges that include resisting arrest and assaulting an officer stemming from the incident Monday night outside the K-Mart store on Memorial Drive.

Police were called to the area after receiving reports that Wood was inhaling chemicals from an aerosol can and running through traffic.

Officers arrived and deployed a Taser on Wood after he became combative, police said.

In a phone interview with 10TV's Cara Connelly, Wood admitted that he was using the chemical to get high, but he denied police claims that he was combative.

He said the shot from the Taser somehow ignited, causing burns to his body.

"My complete right half of my upper body is burned," Wood said. "I have bandages from my wrist all the way up my arm and across my right pectoral.":hysterical:

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Several random thoughts for which I cannot take credit, but most of which I agree with:

-I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

-More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can

think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell

my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves

me.

-Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you

realize you're wrong.

-I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to

have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and

sticks when they've invented the lighter?

-Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're

going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to

be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the

direction from which you came, you have to first do something like

check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to

yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're

crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

-That's enough, Nickelback.

-I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

-Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know"

feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose

not to be friends with?

-Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't

work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically

fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all

know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards

or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.

-There is a great need for sarcasm font.

-Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and

suddenly realize I had no idea what the f was going on when I first

saw it.

-I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually

becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting

90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's

laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little

bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the

only one who really, really gets it.

-How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

-I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than

take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

- I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear

your computer history if you die.

-The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to

finish a text.

- A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the

spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.

- LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".

- I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

- Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron

test is absolutely petrifying.

- Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart",

all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

- How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod

and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

- I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up

to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

- Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in'

examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete

idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and

said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"

-What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

- While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and

instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

- MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I

know how to get out of my neighborhood.

- Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the

person died.

- I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the

shower first and THEN turn on the water.

-Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty,

and you can wear them forever.

-I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

- Bad decisions make good stories

-Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their

profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got

the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if

I do!

- Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?

-If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring

would probably just be completely invisible.

-Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go

around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly

nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be

a problem....

-You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work

when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything

productive for the rest of the day.

-Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't

want to have to restart my collection.

-There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are

going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

-I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me

if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I

swear I did not make any changes to.

- "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.

-I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people

watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will

they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't

watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and

leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'

-I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?

Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and

goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone

and run away?

- I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not

seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

-When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she

hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light

internet stalking.

-I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle,

then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

-Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising

speed for pedophiles...

- As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers,

but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

-Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still

not know what time it is.

-It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.

-I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to

answer when they call.

-Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.

-Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car

keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the

Donkey - but I’d bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze

button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time

every time...

-My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would

happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

-It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and

the link takes me to a video instead of text.

-I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they

drive behind obeys the speed limit.

-I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

-I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or

Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

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Not a single dentist would sell me novocaine today. Jerks. I just need the tooth yanked and I'm not quite tough enough anymore to only use whiskey.

Well, maybe I am. Tooth pain sucks.

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Saw this on one of my friends facebook wall.

Holy crap do they need to run this PSA here in the States.

Edited by boysetsfire

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No school + no job + no cable + no internet (until about 20 minutes ago) ---> I just baked homemade cookies from scratch, without an electric mixer!

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No school + no job + no cable + no internet (until about 20 minutes ago) ---> I just baked homemade cookies from scratch, without an electric mixer!

I want some :(

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I puked and crapped myself at the same time at the end of the Rangers game tonight. I also had a heart attack and brain aneurysm. Being rushed to the ER. lol

Edited by royallypwned

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I puked and crapped myself at the same time at the end of the Rangers game tonight. I also had a heart attack and brain aneurysm. Being rushed to the ER. lol

I must admit that I am impressed that not only are you posting, but coherent, as you are being rushed to the ER.

Also, how did you get the ambulance to let you use their wireless intenet? Last time I was in there, they were quite stingy about it. Something about emergencies only, and how I should stop thrasing, and then there was morphine and I woke up 2 days later. Good times.

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