Dont Taze Me Bro Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 So, I watched a majority of the NASCAR race yesterday. It wasn't as good as I had hoped, it wasn't as bad as I expected. New lady is a big fan..I figured I could sit through a race or so. Now we have plans to go to 3 NASCAR races and the NHRA race. Where did I go wrong ? I am not a southerner. NHRA is actually fun. Just make sure to bring some ear plugs or get there early enough to get the ones they have. I've been once at the zMAX track in Concord. Only part of one, was expecting to just drink/tailgate and my friend bought me a ticket. Tailgated a couple of other times with the same friends that attend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooleyfan1993 Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 So apparently today is national napping day? Interesting, since yesterday everybody lost an hour of sleep (spring forward). Got back to college last night after spring break, so you better believe I'll be celebrating national napping day very well inbetween classes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 I get Fantasy Island all the time on my antenna down here in San Antonio. Can't remember which channel, though. Could be MeTV, which you guys should have in DC. I'm in South Carolina, right outside of Charlotte. I think MeTV is available on cable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Well, i was calling Kosher one. ...but you ever met a Nascar fan that wasn't? hmmmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 I can think of a few things Id rather do than consistently peruse that politics thread. Maybe get both of my hands sawed off. Or voluntarily catch Ebola. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 I can think of a few things Id rather do than consistently peruse that politics thread. Maybe get both of my hands sawed off. Or voluntarily catch Ebola. Surprised they aren't all dizzy from going in circles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rictus58 Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 My ES experience is far better when i stay out of anything which touches the realm of politics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 So apparently today is national napping day? Interesting, since yesterday everybody lost an hour of sleep (spring forward). Got back to college last night after spring break, so you better believe I'll be celebrating national napping day very well inbetween classesWhen you're in college, everyday is napping day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 My ES experience is far better when i stay out of anything which touches the realm of politics. I find that I hate everyone considerAbly less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 I actually slept in till 8 this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 When you're in college, everyday is drinking and sexing day. fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 When you're in college, everyday is napping day. I skipped class when it rained in the mornings, slept in. Went in late every Tuesday cause of 25 cent wings and $1 drafts Monday night. Our boy Cooley waiting on "national holidays" to be created to sleep, in between classes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpage520 Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Lol Didn't realize being a redneck was a prerequisite for liking NASCAR. I'll say it definitely puts you on the fast track to a scholarship to that school. But I don't think it's a requirement. I've known a few folks over the years that were far from what anyone would consider a redneck that followed the sport closely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 i don't really mean that. it's a joke. my father in law loves nascar, he's not quite a redneck. but it does give you preferred status into the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 i don't really mean that. it's a joke. my father in law loves nascar, he's not quite a redneck. but it does give you preferred status into the club. Says the guy from WV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 So, I watched a majority of the NASCAR race yesterday. It wasn't as good as I had hoped, it wasn't as bad as I expected. New lady is a big fan..I figured I could sit through a race or so. Now we have plans to go to 3 NASCAR races and the NHRA race. Where did I go wrong ? I am not a southerner. You could always sing her a love song. Well, I took a chew just the other night And it made me feel just fine So I grabbed my honey baby And I pinched her ol' behind She said, "You better spit out that Chewin' tobaccer if you wanna kiss Me on the big ol' smacker" That Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpage520 Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 i don't really mean that. it's a joke. my father in law loves nascar, he's not quite a redneck. but it does give you preferred status into the club. Of course. I knew you were joking. Just stirring **** lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 People have called me a redneck and it doesn't bother me one bit. As long as those people don't assume or lump in being racist as part of being a redneck. Or that I screw my cousin, are missing 1/2 my teeth, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 People have called me a redneck and it doesn't bother me one bit. As long as those people don't assume or lump in being racist as part of being a redneck. Or that I screw my cousin, are missing 1/2 my teeth, etc. At least two of those are true... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 At least two of those are true... LOL jerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Happy π day. 3.1416 Make mine apple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Happy π day. 3.1416 Make mine apple. We just had our pie party at work. I had apple a la mode. I have a coworker, an engineer, who can say aloud Pi to 50 places! Sorry ladies, he's taken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 I love pi. But there's a special kind of pi that always warms my heart... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 People have called me a redneck and it doesn't bother me one bit. As long as those people don't assume or lump in being racist as part of being a redneck. Or that I screw my cousin, are missing 1/2 my teeth, etc. You can't be a racist, aren't you black? I love pi. But there's a special kind of pi that always warms my heart... It's Max Cohen isn't it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 I love pi. But there's a special kind of pi that always warms my heart... If ya smell!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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