Chew Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Not the one that Chew posted second either. You wouldn't give Hillary's clinton a good Rodham'ing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 You wouldn't give Hillary's clinton a good Rodham'ing? I'd rather screw Bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 I'd rather screw Bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Cousins will be in my town this weekend speaking at the Liberty University men's conference. Mariano Rivera is also a speaker at the event among several others. As a diehard Redskins and Yankees fan, I'm really looking forward to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 I'd rather screw Bill 2 responses for this... 1. He screwed us for 8 years so turnaround is fair play. 2. Funny you chose Bill and not Lewinski... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 As a diehard Redskins and Yankees fan, Do you hear yourself!? Reading that statement made me fart. Unless you're originally from the tri-state? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Accidentally set my alarm for 815 instead of 715. Da **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Do you hear yourself!? Reading that statement made me fart. Unless you're originally from the tri-state? Man I don't subscribe to that geographical nonsense. Must root for team just because you were born in that area. That's weak. I grew up a redskins fan because my dad and older brothers were. Nobody in my family likes baseball much so staying with my grandparents in Fairfax one summer, my dad put it on an Orioles/Yankees game when I was little and i liked the Yankees ever since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Man I don't subscribe to that geographical nonsense. Must root for team just because you were born in that area. That's weak. Then what's the point of the city being in the team's name then Momma! You're weak!!! #DMV4LIFE lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 All good. You're still my man....kinda. So Cal Ripken wasn't your hero growing up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 You wouldn't give Hillary's clinton a good Rodham'ing? I'd be her sugar baby like ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Old chicks need lovin' too. It's okay. Several tiers involved. Average Cute Pretty Sexy Hot The one that is a wildcard is sexy. You can be sexy and cute or pretty and sexy. You can even be average but sexy. Hot is all of the above. Except average. Objection your honor. You can be sexy and bafflingly ugly. See: Butterface. I referenced you to that Howard Stern episode, Kosh Kosh Begosh...That said, the butter in the face can distract you from the sheckshy pretty bad. Paper bag mode. Which is what I think the contestants had on in that segment. Lol. Sexy has more to do with the body, than the face. You can have a sexy face, technically, but in general you'd call that girl "hot". A sexy body and pretty face is BANGIN'. All caps. Sexy body and a hot face is a "Ten". Maybe a "Nine point five". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 All these labels are so subjective. I like to break it down by physical categories, ass, kitties, face, hips, legs, arms, skin quality, and etc. Even then there are subcategories of one another, like for example pretty face but maybe bad skin. Either way i think we should focus on what really matters. Their lifts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 3 categories. Yep Nope And probably, which since I've stopped drinking has become just maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 3 categories. Yep with the lights off Nope Made a minor edit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Based on this thread...shouldn't it be more like? Yes. Yes with 6 beers. Yes with 12 beers. Yes with 18 beers. zzzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Based on this thread...shouldn't it be more like? Yes. Yes with 6 beers. Yes with 12 beers. Yes with 18 beers. zzzz Yes. Speaking of beer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Yes. Speaking of beer... Off the rest of the day, bout to head out to grab lunch and a ice cold beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Off the rest of the day, bout to head out to grab lunch and a ice cold beer. I got out of work super early. Would've been my third shift in a row but we were overstaffed and they had mercy on me. Usually would be working right now, but the only thing I'm working on is beer #6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Looks are so overrated... I'm not saying that I'm with an ugg-mugg, but my girl wouldn't probably be over a 6 for most of y'all. But to me, she's beautiful. And honestly, I think that my appreciation has only increased over time. I guess that is how it is when you're in love with somebody. All the things you preferred takes a back seat to the stuff that really mattes. #DrMLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Objection your honor. You can be sexy and bafflingly ugly. See: Butterface. I referenced you to that Howard Stern episode, Kosh Kosh Begosh... That said, the butter in the face can distract you from the sheckshy pretty bad. Paper bag mode. Which is what I think the contestants had on in that segment. Lol. Sexy has more to do with the body, than the face. You can have a sexy face, technically, but in general you'd call that girl "hot". A sexy body and pretty face is BANGIN'. All caps. Sexy body and a hot face is a "Ten". Maybe a "Nine point five". Bingo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Yes. Speaking of beer... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O-jOEAufDQ4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Then what's the point of the city being in the team's name then Momma! You're weak!!! #DMV4LIFE lol lol I'm just saying it makes no sense to be limited to rooting for sports teams by the happenstance of where you were born. In the modern world, we can follow teams anywhere which makes it easier than ever to be a fan of a team not close to you. For the record, I was born in Fairfax but moved to the middle of nowhere known as Eagle Rock Va (~hour away from Roanoke) when I was 1. So I was surrounded by rednecks and Chipper Jones fans my whole life which only made my love for the Yankees even stronger. That's why I don't care for when people mock Cowboys fans with stuff like "have you ever even been to Dallas lol?" and that kind of stuff. Pick who you want to root for, who cares where you live. Just once you pick, stick with them, don't hop around changing teams. If you're loyal to the team, that's all that matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 In other news, I just realized my wife's Prime membership is going to allow me to watch The Wire on Amazon Instant Video for free. Been dying to watch this series forever. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 This is stupid. It's basically this: I have a penis therfore I will bang you. Where you rank depends on what time of day/night it is and what my other options are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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