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      The Bill Callahan era began here at the Hard Rock Stadium in Miami. For the first quarter it was really,really bad football being played by both teams. 
      The Redskins were determined to establish the Run game. The First Quarter all they established was that they still couldn’t run. Or pass. Or do much of anything. 
       
      It wasn’t until the 2nd Quarter that Peterson was able to start ripping the worst Run D in the League for chunks of 18 & 24 yards. The Skins managed to score a TD with a 25 yard pass to Scary Terry McLaurin. 
       
      The Dolphins would open the Second Half only managing five plays before the Redskins would get the ball punted back to them. They would run a balanced run/pass attack of six plays for 70 yards in 1:25 ending in McLaurin’s second touchdown of the day. The Defense would then get a turnover allowing the Offense to get to Field Goal range and add another 3 points to make the score 17-3. 
       
      To open the Fourth Quarter, Hopkins would miss a 55 yard Field Goal, leaving the score at 17-3.  After being sacked five times, the Dolphins would pull their own switcharoo at QB and go to Ryan “Neckbeard” Fitzpatrick which resulted in a touchdown drive for them, making it 17-10. They went for & recovered the Onside Kick. They also managed to not score any points after that. The Dolphins would find theirselves with ball at the 2:00 Warning. Fitzpatrick would take them on a 9 play 75 yard touchdown drive with six seconds remaining on the clock. Miami went for the win with the 2 Point Conversion and failed. The Redskins would recover the onside kick by Miami and Keenum took a knee to get the Redskins their first win of the season. 
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You could be taking advantage of potentially hilarious situations Taze. If someone was to walk up to you wanting you to sign something about stopping "Abusive poppy mills" just say "I hate dogs" and keep walking. or if someone tries to talk to you about breast cancer say that "I'm more of an ass person" and walk away.

I would never do that, cancer is a mother****er and I've watched first hand how it sucks the life out of someone suffering.  It's not a pretty sight, its terrifying.  It cripples even the most powerful figures in society.  

 

Watching my only uncle wither away was the worst experience I've had to go through.

 

And I didn't take your comments the wrong way, but I would never do something like that, even if I never lost someone to the disease.  I've got too much sympathy for the people suffering and the people trying to do something for a good cause.

 

I just don't like it when people try to guilt me into something and say horrible things like that lady did or act like they don't believe me.  I understand, they get turned down more than they probably raise so it gets old after a while, but don't act like an ass about it.

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What are you looking for Moco? Do you just want casual shallow sex or do you want a relationship? 

 

The former, just make a profile on Tinder. Almost all the singles where I live who don't want a relationship use it to some degree.

 

It sounds like you are sexually frustrated and you don't understand why. You think highly of yourself which isn't a bad thing. I knew a guy just like you who was very self-confident (almost to the point of being a pompous ass) but couldn't get laid or get beyond 1st or 2nd base with any girl (of course that didn't stop him from talking up himself like Jesus Christ reincarnate). '

 

You need to get rid of your sexual frustration before you think about being in any kind of relationship.

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I've been with the wife since 2003....but before that, onlinebootycall.com was the ****. Got soooo much cheeks off there

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You guys make me feel like I'm going to be some serial rapist or something.

Broski, just take advantage of the advice we are giving you.  You can still be the same person inside regardless of how you dress/act/talk/etc.  You might need to work on how you act (based on what I've read on here) and conduct yourself.  Everyone has flaws, nobody is perfect.  It takes more guts to acknowledge your flaws/actions and work on fixing or correcting them.  

 

I'll be the first to admit, I was a childish, immature asshole when the wife and I got married.  We got married young (I was 22, she was 21), but I was selfish, childish and an ass from 1998-2001.  Our marriage got rocky.  I was miserable at work (I've posted about that depression on here before) and because I was immature acting, it created problems. 

 

I took a deep breath and started thinking about things and I asked myself, "Taze, this is the love of your life.  Do you want push her away?  Do you want to have to start over?"  The answer was no.  I changed the way I acted, thinking before I reacted.  I took back control of my life and we couldn't be happier.  

 

I'm still the same man, with the same basic beliefs I've always had.  I'm not the self-centered prick that make poor/selfish decisions without a care in the world anymore.  I know the scenario for me is different than your situation, but the constant is change was needed.  And if what worked for you before is no longer working man, then it might be time to self evaluate and try to make a few changes to things.  

 

There has been a lot of good advice thrown your way man, just in the past day.  Don't think of change or tweaking a few things as destroying who you are.  Instead think of it as doing what is necessary to mold the man you will become.

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I. Am. So. Bored.

Same here. Made it through end of fiscal year sep 30 which was awful, but now a month of down time until budgets get approved for this year.

Sitting in the car listening to Os game. Gonna take a 2 hour lunch today lol

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People are so ignorant about Ebola. Look so stupid wearing masks its not even airborne. Unless you let someone who has Ebola piss in your mouth then you're not going to get it.

 

C what I did there

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Why do people even take out their phones on elevators I know half of the people doing it dont have service they just staring at a blank screen trying not to talk to anyone.

I try not to do that anymore. But bammas still do it when I'm in the elevator. As if I want to talk to their lame selves...

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not airborne isn't entirely accurate . . . the ebola pig study said that pigs could "aerosolize" it in their spit and mucus. Theoretically, so could a human. 

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the joke was that I said people are so ignorant about Ebola and then later said unless someone pisses in your mouth you arent going to get it. which is a ignorant statement and hence why I put c what I did there

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i did. It was hurting too bad, I couldn't make it to class. 

Hell, when I was in college, all I needed to skip class was for it to be raining outside.  Hope the ankle gets better soon Doc.

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the joke was that I said people are so ignorant about Ebola and then later said unless someone pisses in your mouth you arent going to get it. which is a ignorant statement and hence why I put c what I did there

Not... Really... ???

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