Chew Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Probably marinating, and being sprinkled with paprika that, or he's being split by the gimp in the basement of a hookah lounge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve09ru Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 No. Speaking of women though... I'm getting tired of talking to these indecisive women. First one, I thought it was a fluke. Second one, I'm thinking maybe it's me. I'm taking to this one girl and she's doing the same stuff. Shoot, maybe it is me. Maybe I cause the indecisiveness. I'm the indecisivenator! lol Maybe I need to start treating these bammas the way the ought to be treated. don't worry - it's not you. All I every hear is 'what would you...', 'what do you...', 'how would you...', 'I don't feel like making decisions' then you make one and it's 'nah I'm not feeling that, pick something else' and then you come up with something that now you are really craving and she just says 'i think i'll just heat up this healthy choice in the freezer' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 that, or he's being split by the gimp in the basement of a hookah lounge. He's probably chained up and dressed like Princess Lea or some ****. Getting ready to do some Return Of The Jedi role play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 don't worry - it's not you. All I every hear is 'what would you...', 'what do you...', 'how would you...', 'I don't feel like making decisions' then you make one and it's 'nah I'm not feeling that, pick something else' and then you come up with something that now you are really craving and she just says 'i think i'll just heat up this healthy choice in the freezer' Shoot, at least you're a couple steps past me. My situation right now is more like... "I like you but..," "I need to..." " I don't like feeling pressured into..." This one girl called me like 7 times last night to talk. I finally answered. Asked her specifically, what do you want from me... The bamma said, "I don't know." I hung up on her. She called me back and started yelling at me. What the heck else was I supposed to do?!?! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 He's probably chained up and dressed like Princess Lea or some ****. Getting ready to do some Return Of The Jedi role play Ha! And right before he's "taken," dude grabs MOCO by the mouth and asks him "you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 He's probably chained up and dressed like Princess Lea or some ****. Getting ready to do some Return Of The Jedi role play Hahahahaha Oops, I mean Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho, Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 It's no longer "rape" after the murder right? Because you can't refuse consent at that point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 It's no longer "rape" after the murder right? Because you can't refuse consent at that point? Technically, it isn't sex, since he's being prodded by the hookah pipe... now, is it still necro? Gray area... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 It's no longer "rape" after the murder right? Because you can't refuse consent at that point? Does it really matter? Lock the guy up for life or execute him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 He's probably chained up and dressed like Princess Lea or some ****. Getting ready to do some Return Of The Jedi role play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Dawg...that Jabba suit ahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 It's no longer "rape" after the murder right? Because you can't refuse consent at that point?You're correct. It's necrophilia at that point, LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Does it really matter? Lock the guy up for life or execute him. DOES IT MATTER? This is MoCo's legacy we're talking about here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 I picture Moco waking up in a ditch like that dude in the DirecTV commerical Eye patch and all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 so the 2nd floor of my work building has been under construction since I got here in December. it just opened a few weeks ago. Turns out the entire 2nd floor is a MEPS processing station, biggest one in any direction for nearly 200 miles. so now every day when i go to lunch, i get so see parents giving their 18 year old son/daughter hugs and crying as their child goes off to bootcamp. bro get the **** outta here with that ****, its depressing as hell. not to mention there's all these little scrawny ass cornball kids all hyped up about joining the marines. these little gumps were going back and forth with each other like "semper fi," then the other guy was like "the few the proud." look here, tough guy...you gotta make it through bootcamp before you're a marine, which from the looks of it isn't very likely. one of the goofs was out here lookin' like Squints from Sandlot. MOCO glasses and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 so the 2nd floor of my work building has been under construction since I got here in December. it just opened a few weeks ago. Turns out the entire 2nd floor is a MEPS processing station, biggest one in any direction for nearly 200 miles. so now every day when i go to lunch, i get so see parents giving their 18 year old son/daughter hugs and crying as their child goes off to bootcamp. bro get the **** outta here with that ****, its depressing as hell. not to mention there's all these little scrawny ass cornball kids all hyped up about joining the marines. these little gumps were going back and forth with each other like "semper fi," then the other guy was like "the few the proud." look here, tough guy...you gotta make it through bootcamp before you're a marine, which from the looks of it isn't very likely. one of the goofs was out here lookin' like Squints from Sandlot. MOCO glasses and all. LOL, Squints. Could be worse, 2nd floor could be a sketchy discount denture business and you would have to deal with old, toothless people with canes and walkers. And when you get back from lunch, they moving all slow and ****. Then you hold open the door for them and spend almost another lunch break cause it takes forever and they come in packs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.T.real,lights,out Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Damn man freakin day is dragging like crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Damn man freakin day is dragging like crazy. not for me, we are busy and this new manager is arguing with me about something she has no clue about. It's annoying as ****. Probably best I work from home, my facial expressions would give away how ****ing stupid I think she is right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 I'm pretty tired today. Chinese buffet at lunch is diverting all energy to digestion. I'm going to go take a nap in my car before I have to go pick up the kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaGoonie55 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 not for me, we are busy and this new manager is arguing with me about something she has no clue about. It's annoying as ****. Probably best I work from home, my facial expressions would give away how ****ing stupid I think she is right now. I don't hide it. I blatantly call them out all the time. Team loves me. Mgmt not so much. Whatever, keep the checks coming every 2 weeks and I'll make you look like a rockstar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 so the 2nd floor of my work building has been under construction since I got here in December. it just opened a few weeks ago. Turns out the entire 2nd floor is a MEPS processing station, biggest one in any direction for nearly 200 miles. That cracked me up, Chewie,...I used to get my nails done next to a recruiting station, and of course (OK, as per Farenheit 911), they were targeting the black guys walking through the parking lot. One Marine recruiter had 2 guys, all gesticulating about "how great it is" and I yelled, "Ladies! Run! Fast!" They just looked at me & I yelled, "That's an order, Marine!" I don't think they really "got it", but neither one wanted to talk to the recruiter anymore, and they moved on. Not smartly, but they moved on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 I purchased a bryce harper doll today. I'm male. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 I don't hide it. I blatantly call them out all the time. Team loves me. Mgmt not so much. Whatever, keep the checks coming every 2 weeks and I'll make you look like a rockstar. I just responded and copied other managers and explained that what I did was how we were trained to handle this issue. I'm in the right, other managers know that too. Basically, after reviewing someones work, I told them to go back and fix it and what was required and they didn't think it was so they went to their manager, who is not my direct supervisor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaGoonie55 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 I just responded and copied other managers and explained that what I did was how we were trained to handle this issue. I'm in the right, other managers know that too. Basically, after reviewing someones work, I told them to go back and fix it and what was required and they didn't think it was so they went to their manager, who is not my direct supervisor. I feel you. You got an issue with me, come see me. I don't shy away from coming at you with issues. It is all in the presentation and how you treat/talk to people. You can't be successful AND afraid of discussing issues. We are only as successful as our weakest link and I'll put you on my back if you need it - I hope others would do the same for me if I'm caught slipping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve09ru Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 back and forth emails can cause more harm than good as well. Things don't always come across the same when typing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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