edgun88 Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 dude, over the clothes and dry humping.im so happy Dude! Bone her! ASAP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PresidentClinton07 Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 ****, I woke up today mad excited cause I knew my co worker was bringing in some of her banging lasagna. After heading to the kitchen, my mom says " Remember today is Friday, don't forget that you cant eat meat today" I pathetically grabbed the cheesy mac and walked out the kitchen depressed. No homo on the quote by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PresidentClinton07 Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 dude, over the clothes and dry humping.im so happy Did you charge home plate only to get stood up by the catcher with a swipe across the face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorhead Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Dude! Bone her! ASAP. We're going to have to see pics for proof. (Not that I want to see BigMike naked or anything) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 I drank way too much last night... People buying me shots... But I did realize that the girl that's a huge redskins fan actually tailgates with Teddy when she goes to games... She was like "I've got the perfect tailgate spot" and I was like "Um... I'VE GOT THE PERFECT TAILGATE SPOT", she said "This guy makes funnel cakes" and my jaw dropped and I said "Teddy?"... Regardless we're going to the Skins/Giants game this year... WOOT... But now I've gotta work from 4-3... Usually the 4 o'clock just works until volume drops, but we've got this useless bartender who is coming in at 5 and will be the early out, rather than me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 I should not have stayed awake to watch that damn basketball game last night!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KNGwithOUTaCrwN Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 hate this crappy weather and i am so ready to head back to the dorms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 This Family Guy clip cracks me up every time!! (and I've only ever watched one episode of that show) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm0AWiBub30 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 villanova?!?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HogNose Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 I never watch college basketball until March Madness starts and then I become obsessed with my bracket picks and I turn into a basketball fan. After it's over I could give a rats ass about any of these teams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorhead Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 This Family Guy clip cracks me up every time!! (and I've only ever watched one episode of that show)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm0AWiBub30 The funniest damn show on TV and you only watched one episode? Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdskn4Lyf21 Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 The first video made me tear up.....this guy is amazing: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111221931 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark The Homer Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 This Family Guy clip cracks me up every time!! (and I've only ever watched one episode of that show)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm0AWiBub30 How many times have you watched it? Curious...The funniest damn show on TV and you only watched one episode?Really? I laughed out loud too. And that only happens a few times a day. But I've never actually watched the show - ever. The only things I watch on TV are DVDs and football - which kinda explains why I'm here so much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 How many times have you watched it? Curious... "Help! somebody! I'm blacking out!" :rotflmao: way too many times Mark I laughed out loud too. And that only happens a few times a day. But I've never actually watched the show - ever. The only things I watch on TV are DVDs and football - which kinda explains why I'm here so much... Yea I really just never had an interest in watching the show. I have seen the ear sex episode though, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 sometimes I think I am too influential on the people I work with. I make sarcastic remarks to users on the phone, I will joke with people in the hallways and most people think its funny. But then the people around me try to do it and they just cant get it right and end up in trouble. I often feel like I should stop but its almost fun to create an army of mini me's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorhead Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 But I've The only things I watch on TV are DVDs and football - which kinda explains why I'm here so much... We all know that could have gone with out saying Mark. :hysterical: < I am getting to like hysterical smiley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 wtf is the appeal of a pocket bike? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 Why does my **** hang sideways sometimes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 wtf is the appeal of a pocket bike? the little motorcycles? those things are a blast!! you get up to like 25MPH and are RIGHT off the ground. when you hit a bump you wobble, cars almost hit you. your basic daredevil, remind you of being a dumb kid fun. my buddy has one and I almost got hit by a car. So close in fact that I read the license plate on my way by it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbleedBnG83 Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 How many times have you watched it? Curious...I laughed out loud too. And that only happens a few times a day. But I've never actually watched the show - ever. The only things I watch on TV are DVDs and football - which kinda explains why I'm here so much... Family Guy is freaking hilarious. I was so upset when they took the show of the air the first time. When it came back, I bought all the seasons on DVD. I can watch it over and over again. But right now, The Office is the funniest ****ing show! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RammsteinSkins Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 Family Guy is freaking hilarious. I was so upset when they took the show of the air the first time. When it came back, I bought all the seasons on DVD. I can watch it over and over again.But right now, The Office is the funniest ****ing show! FTW.I saw a episode the other day where Peter ran up the stairs and the evil monkey pointed at him and Peter said ''Stop it Meg!'' :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 The newer episodes really aren't as funny as the older ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 I'm watching this girl sing and they say she's only 15 but I think she's actually like 30 just with short arms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Kaos Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 sometimes I think I am too influential on the people I work with. I make sarcastic remarks to users on the phone, I will joke with people in the hallways and most people think its funny. But then the people around me try to do it and they just cant get it right and end up in trouble. I often feel like I should stop but its almost fun to create an army of mini me's. I do this too. My best was NYE 2 years ago. We would get calls for the bar next door (same name almost) People would call and ask "what are you doing for NYE?" I would tell them "hanging out with a few friends and drinking a little" They'd laugh and I would get them the correct number. A buddy tried the same line and the lady got PO'd and cursed him out! I laughed so hard I almost pee'd my pants! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boysetsfire Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 So I just found out that one my good friends has stomach cancer. He's 26 years old. I'm kind of at a loss of words and I don't know what to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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