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why is it when i run my jogging route in reverse, there are a lot of uphill climbs that i didn't remember being down hill the other way? :whoknows:

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Does the bathroom at your place of employment ever smell so bad that you can't wait for the aroma of the Urinal Cake to hit your nose while you do your business?

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Did you just quote yourself. :doh: Get some sleep buddy. :laugh:

Okay , im heading to the bed right now. :D

But that paper did keep me up till 3:30 and I had to wake up at 6 for school. Nothing like two and a half hours of sleep. :doh:

Im for sure hitting the bed.

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What do you tell a women with 2 black eyes???

Nothing you already told her twice.

Disclaimer*** SkinsOrlando does not promote or encourage the use of violence in anyway towards women.

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What do you tell a women with 2 blacks eyes???

Nothing you already told her twice.

Disclaimer*** SkinsOrlando does not promote or encourage the use of violence in anyway towards women.

So i approach this woman at a bar and i see she has a black eye, and i think to myself "Great, she doesn't listen!" - Dave Atell

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Hey, there isn't no settling down!! This is blood for blood and by the gallons. This is the old days, the bad days, the all or nothing days, They're back. There's no choices left, And I'm ready for war!!

Coolist fooking line ever. I'd like to go around and start saying it to people just for the hell of it.

Drive-threw guy: Your hamburgers almost ready hold on a sec.

Me: My hamburgers not ready? WTF!!!

Drive-threw guy: Settel down sir!!

me: Hey, there isn't no settling down!! This is blood for blood and by the gallons. This is the old days, the bad days, the all or nothing days, They're back. There's no choices left, And I'm ready for war!!

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I think my male pugs a pervert, he's always carrying around my wifes panties. I personally find it very funny, she's not so amused.

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I think my male pugs a pervert, he's always carrying around my wifes panties. I personally find it very funny, she's not so amused.

:paranoid:

Thats really kinda weird.

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I think my male pugs a pervert, he's always carrying around my wifes panties. I personally find it very funny, she's not so amused.

so ummm..right...where's your wife while the pug is carrying her panties? :paranoid:

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F*** , I just cant go to sleep.

I should of never watched that clip of Micheal Jackson before I went to bed. :laugh: :D:silly: :laugh: :D

I think your three years too old for him.

I love ice cream. I am on it like Michael Jackson on a group of Cub Scouts.

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so ummm..right...where's your wife while the pug is carrying her panties? :paranoid:

Usually chasing after him, he likes to grab them out of the hamper. Whats even better is my buddy Bobby's pug does the same damn thing.

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Usually chasing after him, he likes to grab them out of the hamper. Whats even better is my buddy Bobby's pug does the same damn thing.

Both just with your wife?

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Both just with your wife?

No, his pug takes his wifes panties. Always funny when I can hear her yelling at the dog over the phone and he justs starts laughing.

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