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stevenaa

By stevenaa
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royallypwned

royallypwned

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See you should have just gone to Whataburger or gotten some sausages to celebrate Oktoberfest

Forget that beer nonsense

But beer is good. :(

Don't take it that far, you look good in your hat.

Whatever it is, I hope it works out.

eh I've just had a lot to drink tonight. And I need to go to bed because I've gotta get up in a few hours so I can begin my tailgate and go to the game. I bet you ****ers have already slept and are awake, huh?? :ols:

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Teller

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Strange, on-going dream last night. Everytime I woke up, then fell asleep again, I ended up back in the same dream.

Here's the long and short of it.

I went to California (for an undetermined reason) and was staying somewhere, I guess in the northern part of the state, with Big Mike and Predicto. For some reason, it was like a religious experience to be in Cali, which I've never visited. I was amazed by everything I saw, and kept repeating, "I can't believe I'm actually here! I can't believe I'm actually here!"

So anyway, we go for a hike, and at one point, Predicto says, "The game's coming on, let's go!" He and Mike take off running back to the cabin, but my legs won't work, so I quickly lose sight of them. Now I'm lost in the woods. I leave the trail and head off behind a huge tree (to hide from whatever) and plot my next move. I look around the tree (which was like 10-feet wide) and come face to face with a polar bear. lol. I back away slowly, and bump into one of her two cubs, who were standing behind me. Great. Now I've pissed off mama bear. The cubs wanna play, but I know I have to get away from them, because mama will be protective.

So I start backing away from them, and bump into a pair of grizzly cubs. As I do, mama grizzly comes out of nowhere, standing about 14-feet tall on her hind legs. Finally my legs start to work, and I take off running for a wooden fence on the other side of the trail. Mama grizz is hot on my heels as I jump over the fence and roll to a stop. Mama grizz gets stuck in the fence (which now has like thick chicken wire on it. She ripped through it and got stuck.)

So I wake up, and then fall asleep again. Now Big Mike, Predicto and I are in New York City. We're on top of the World Trade Center, outside, and there's no fencing around the top. Somehow I knew there was only one building, so maybe it was the freedom tower or something. All of a sudden, it turns into the Empire State Building, but there's still no fencing, and the edge of the building is really close. Predicto is now dressed as a NYC cop, and Big Mike is, well, Big Mike.

I tell them that when I played GTA IV all the time, I used to fly up here in a helicopter so I could jump off, and I decide to demonstrate. I take a nice long run, and make sure there's nothing to keep me from falling all the way to the sidewalk. (I hated it in GTA when I would just land on a lower level of the building.) I jump off, but levatate in mid-air, and get returned to the top of the building by some kind of invisible conveyor belt.

I walk back and sit down between Mike and P, and Mike asks me, "Hey, what's your record in computer chess?" I pull an iPad out of my back pocket, look it up, and say, "42-52." Then I woke up for good.

OK, go ahead. Analyze away. :ols:

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