Major Harris Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 why is it when i run my jogging route in reverse, there are a lot of uphill climbs that i didn't remember being down hill the other way? :whoknows: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 If semen contains so much protein as stated, shouldn't Elton John be the strongest son ***** in the whole world? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBleedBurgundy&Gold1369225669 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Im still working on it. Almost done with the rough draft. Been working on it since 5 . Someones not going to do good in college. :doh: Did you just quote yourself. :doh: Get some sleep buddy. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBleedBurgundy&Gold1369225669 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 If semen contains so much protein as stated, shouldn't Elton John be the strongest son ***** in the whole world? :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rictus58 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Does the bathroom at your place of employment ever smell so bad that you can't wait for the aroma of the Urinal Cake to hit your nose while you do your business? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PresidentClinton07 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Did you just quote yourself. :doh: Get some sleep buddy. :laugh: Okay , im heading to the bed right now. But that paper did keep me up till 3:30 and I had to wake up at 6 for school. Nothing like two and a half hours of sleep. :doh: Im for sure hitting the bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBleedBurgundy&Gold1369225669 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Okay , im heading to the bed right now. But that paper did keep me up till 3:30 and I had to wake up at 6 for school. Nothing like two and a half hours of sleep. :doh: Im for sure hitting the bed. :snore: :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PresidentClinton07 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 :snore: :rotflmao: F*** , I just cant go to sleep. I should of never watched that clip of Micheal Jackson before I went to bed. :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 What do you tell a women with 2 black eyes??? Nothing you already told her twice. Disclaimer*** SkinsOrlando does not promote or encourage the use of violence in anyway towards women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 What do you tell a women with 2 blacks eyes???Nothing you already told her twice. Disclaimer*** SkinsOrlando does not promote or encourage the use of violence in anyway towards women. So i approach this woman at a bar and i see she has a black eye, and i think to myself "Great, she doesn't listen!" - Dave Atell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PresidentClinton07 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Why is my school colder than the weather in Maryland!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Why are womens feet genetically smaller then men's? So they can stand closer to the stove. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiantsFanMan Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Hey, there isn't no settling down!! This is blood for blood and by the gallons. This is the old days, the bad days, the all or nothing days, They're back. There's no choices left, And I'm ready for war!! Coolist fooking line ever. I'd like to go around and start saying it to people just for the hell of it. Drive-threw guy: Your hamburgers almost ready hold on a sec. Me: My hamburgers not ready? WTF!!! Drive-threw guy: Settel down sir!! me: Hey, there isn't no settling down!! This is blood for blood and by the gallons. This is the old days, the bad days, the all or nothing days, They're back. There's no choices left, And I'm ready for war!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 I think my male pugs a pervert, he's always carrying around my wifes panties. I personally find it very funny, she's not so amused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterPinstripe Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 I think my male pugs a pervert, he's always carrying around my wifes panties. I personally find it very funny, she's not so amused. :paranoid: Thats really kinda weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 I think my male pugs a pervert, he's always carrying around my wifes panties. I personally find it very funny, she's not so amused. so ummm..right...where's your wife while the pug is carrying her panties? :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterPinstripe Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 F*** , I just cant go to sleep. I should of never watched that clip of Micheal Jackson before I went to bed. :laugh: :laugh: I think your three years too old for him. I love ice cream. I am on it like Michael Jackson on a group of Cub Scouts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 so ummm..right...where's your wife while the pug is carrying her panties? :paranoid: Usually chasing after him, he likes to grab them out of the hamper. Whats even better is my buddy Bobby's pug does the same damn thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterPinstripe Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Usually chasing after him, he likes to grab them out of the hamper. Whats even better is my buddy Bobby's pug does the same damn thing. Both just with your wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Both just with your wife? No, his pug takes his wifes panties. Always funny when I can hear her yelling at the dog over the phone and he justs starts laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PresidentClinton07 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Please Wiz , win this one for us!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty-eight Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Gilbert, you are the man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PresidentClinton07 Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Gilbert, you are the man! No , hes the franchise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meetST Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 i hope presidentclinton didn't take me seriously.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PresidentClinton07 Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 i hope presidentclinton didn't take me seriously.... I think he did , I saw him crying downstairs... :cry: :rubeyes: :rubeyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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