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Our groomer is a slob, she's been complaining to other employees about me not cleaning her disgusting ass room.  She has always left her nasty ass water slippers on the table I place my work on in the kennel.  She has been ignoring her checklist, which tells her to clean her room.  Because women love to gossip, she found out that I was referencing her checklist.  She threw it away, and I saw it in the trash. I took it out, and wrote her a polite note not to throw away her checklist and to please put the slippers she wore in her room.  I circled the part where it says for her to clean her room.  She ignored both requests. So I wung her slippers into her room on the floor, when she found them this morning she told the practice manager.  The practice managers response? I get to do her 1 year performance review 😜.

 

I overheard her complaining about me when I was on the phone with an employee last week, I yelled out loud - "WRONG PERSON!".  Gave ya fair warning, Stay Puft Marshmallow Woman.

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11 hours ago, Dr. Do Itch Big said:

But does she slob on the knob

 

Def Sounds like the beginning to one of those epic early '90s pornos.

 

"You're performance has been lacking, Jessica. I'm afraid we're gonna have to let you go"

 

[Jessica] "Surely there has to be a way to make all this go away, Mr Str0ker0ll. I'll do anything :("

 

"Anything? :) " [Music starts]

 

 

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1 minute ago, d0ublestr0ker0ll said:

Bow chica wow wow.

 

Got spank her with that dirty slipper and be like "this is your yearly performance review"

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Instead of handing out individual bans for all the rule breakers here, Imma just shut this one down for now as your punishment. 
 

Congrats. You’ve ruined it for everyone now. 

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5 hours ago, Elessar78 said:

Only the clients'.

And let’s not commit further infringements by sharing this post in replies.

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At the advice of a friend, I will pick my battle elsewhere.

 

I do support freedom of speech though.  Thank you mods, you are the best.  Hugs all around.  Go Terps and Hoyas.

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@abdcskins I think we all have our thoughts.  Let's celebrate the thread being open again. I think all that needs to be said is that this thread is the best on the entire board.  Thanks for reopening it.

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Let's wait at least a week to complain about the Admin locking it: when they are less likely to be watching us.  That way we can call them names somewhat behind their backs.

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