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Our groomer is a slob, she's been complaining to other employees about me not cleaning her disgusting ass room.  She has always left her nasty ass water slippers on the table I place my work on in the kennel.  She has been ignoring her checklist, which tells her to clean her room.  Because women love to gossip, she found out that I was referencing her checklist.  She threw it away, and I saw it in the trash. I took it out, and wrote her a polite note not to throw away her checklist and to please put the slippers she wore in her room.  I circled the part where it says for her to clean her room.  She ignored both requests. So I wung her slippers into her room on the floor, when she found them this morning she told the practice manager.  The practice managers response? I get to do her 1 year performance review 😜.

 

I overheard her complaining about me when I was on the phone with an employee last week, I yelled out loud - "WRONG PERSON!".  Gave ya fair warning, Stay Puft Marshmallow Woman.

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11 hours ago, Dr. Do Itch Big said:

But does she slob on the knob

 

Def Sounds like the beginning to one of those epic early '90s pornos.

 

"You're performance has been lacking, Jessica. I'm afraid we're gonna have to let you go"

 

[Jessica] "Surely there has to be a way to make all this go away, Mr Str0ker0ll. I'll do anything :("

 

"Anything? :) " [Music starts]

 

 

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