pjfootballer Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Wow, I just saw that Batgirl, from the 1960s Batman, Yvonne Craig died on August 17th. Didn't know that. She was pretty hot in her day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 I keep forgetting to put the toilet seat down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 I keep forgetting to put the toilet seat down. Thats like the first thing you need to remember when living with women lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Thats like the first thing you need to remember when living with women lol I always put the seat and lid down because....equal rights. If I have to lift something up to pee, so does she Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 If memory serves,I was working my new job when pj was in town. And I remember when the alpine slide was a bit more.....care free. Read: Not as safe. It was also the only thing there along with a putt putt course to do in the Summer way back when. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Thats like the first thing you need to remember when living with women lol Yeah. That's like them leaving the fridge open. I know, it makes no sense. Welcome to living with women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Build a levered contraption that you step on that raises the seat before you pee, then when you walk away it goes back down. Shouldn't be too hard. BTW, clean the bathroom without being asked like weekly and you'll be a God. Even if it's just the toilet area. Shouldn't take but 5 minutes—could be the best 5 minute investment ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 I keep forgetting to put the toilet seat down. haha, did one of them fall in ? At least put the seat down. The lid is silly to me. If it was proper...they would have them at every restroom in America, that's not the case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 haha, did one of them fall in ? At least put the seat down. The lid is silly to me. If it was proper...they would have them at every restroom in America, that's not the case. There is a valid reason to put the lid down as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 There is a valid reason to put the lid down as well What reason ? I never fell in a toilet. I never drank out of a toilet, if you forget to flush ? I never put the lid down. I guess if someone is using it as an actual chair or table... That's about it. I put the seat down as a courtesy, but never the lid. Bathrooms are always cleaned at my house, twice a week at least. Though you just reminded me I need to check a drain in one of the sinks. Damn women and their habit of doing their hair in front of the sink. haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 I keep forgetting to put the toilet seat down. hope that isn't bothering you, cuz it's "just the tip" of the iceberg living with women. hope you're used to the thermostat set at 75, cuz they're always going to be cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 BTW, clean the bathroom without being asked like weekly and you'll be a God. Even if it's just the toilet area. Shouldn't take but 5 minutes—could be the best 5 minute investment ever. The opposite of this would be peeing on the back of the rim so that it dries in to neat little archipelagos. Prepare for war. I'd say do a little touching up erry day, maybe even erry time if ya a lil splashy. Then yeah, shine that bathroom up once a week. Be shinin booty up in there if they gots any 'spect. But the key here is to eliminate the potential for battle. Being the bathroom caretaker and putting down the seat is a surefire way to speed things up, when all it does is slowwww me down Ignore that last part, toilet seat down, wipe toilet with TP frequently, even their goop. Suck it up. Not the goop, the enormity of the job. Do it right and you'll be sittin tight. You might even come across some pubes, wipe that **** up like a man. Grunt if you need to. Dude they'll love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 cuz they're always going to be cold. That is his responsibility to alleviate. Keep them warm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Hence the blanket for 2 or 3 suggestion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 And the dishes. Can't forget that. Doing the dishes is bigtime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 A bag of latex gloves be like 5 bucks if that stuff aint your thing. No shame in that. And the dishes. Can't forget that. Doing the dishes is bigtime. Amen. I, apparently, was a ****tier human being in my 20s. I've gotten it down to a science to cleaning the kitchen in under ten minutes. 7 minutes is about my best. Unload dishwasher-load-run it-wipe down counters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 That is his responsibility to alleviate. Keep them warm. spoken like a true pimp. Keep them chicks "happy" and "full," and they'll be all giggles and fun the entire time. #Mymankosh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Its funny cause when I hanged out at their ole apartment. I always put it down, but I'm still getting used to not living alone and sharing my bathroom. The touch up seems like a great idea. I already kinda do that with the dishes cause I like to keep my kitchen in order. I'm going to start with the bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 What reason ? I never fell in a toilet. I never drank out of a toilet, if you forget to flush ? I never put the lid down. I guess if someone is using it as an actual chair or table... That's about it. I put the seat down as a courtesy, but never the lid. Bathrooms are always cleaned at my house, twice a week at least. Though you just reminded me I need to check a drain in one of the sinks. Damn women and their habit of doing their hair in front of the sink. haha. I said the reason. If I have to always lift the seat up because she refuses to put the seat up after she's done using it, then I will put the lid down so she has to lift the lid to pee. It's in the name of equality Damnit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 And the dishes. Can't forget that. Doing the dishes is bigtime. Dishes are super easy to clean. I have no idea why people make such a big deal about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Shouldn't take but 5 minutes—could be the best 5 minute investment ever. literals, in more ways than one. Its funny cause when I hanged out at their ole apartment. I always put it down, that's my boy. Strong D-game goes such a long way I love my wife and all that good jazz....but man. to be 23 and single again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Feared that Junior Galette tore his Achilles in practice today. All the positivity that I had for the team has now gone to ****. Jesus Crimony Christmas why do thing happen to this team? I'm almost ready to throw in the towel. This is ridiculous. I don't believe in curses but damn if this doesn't make you think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Cant have nice things pj. We just cant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Dude wtfffff Just ruined my day. Had high hopes of that dude terrorizing Romo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Yeah, sucks fellas. I just found out via IM at work from the only other Redskins fan in our entire office (that I know of) that he went down at the end of practice. It's like getting kicked in the balls immediately after you just slipped off a bicycle seat and racked dem ****s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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