StuckinIA Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 the NIH is in bethesda. good jobs. do old people live there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 the NIH is in bethesda. good jobs. do old people live there? My Grandparents live back in the residential area behind where they used to have Bish Thompsons or whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 draft beer makes my guts hurt in the morning :doh: Your bar needs to flush out its tubing. Draft beer makes my head hurt in the morning. Like THIS morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Where did MacGyver learn all that ****? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty-eight Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Where did MacGyver learn all that ****? He smokes a ton of pot, HUGE pothead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty-eight Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Another double post, i dont give a ****! UGH!!!! I dont wanna go to work:( 10+ hours on my feet:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimm Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 <---- Made from Beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty-eight Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 So much **** on tv today...I really dont wanna to work:( I better not get an eight seat section again:tantrum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Went to Sea World yesterday, gotta say I'm impressed with Anheuser Busch, before the Shamu show they asked all the military service people to stand up and got a 10 minute ovation, it was great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsaddict Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 i'm amazed that moderators take their job so seriously. I wonder if any have seen the sun yet this year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistymjohnson Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 I'm so loving the new Suicide-by-Mod thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Here is a riddle for the true intellectual. Try to come up with the answer on your own..... The answer is at the end for those who are unable to think this one through. At the exact same time, there are two 35 year old men on opposite sides of the world. One is walking a tightrope between two skyscrapers. The other is getting a blow job from an 85 year old woman. They are both thinking the exact same thing. What are they thinking? Answer: Don't look down..........Don't look down............Don't look down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 If I poop in the woods and no one is around to see it, does it still smell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenaa Posted June 13, 2006 Author Share Posted June 13, 2006 Home sick today. Sinus/allergies. Gotta start taken my Singulair again. Fricking allergies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 If I were the invisible man, I'd wear one sock............................and it would float around waist high all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 So, my best friend is visiting from Florida. We went out last night. Coupla bars in Georgetown. Got absolutely wreaked. Great time. Sequoias, 1223, somewhere else, i forget. Group of 8 of us. We were ordering beers 30 at a time. This was funny, b/c other people were getting pissed at us for monopolizing the bartenders time. Woke up this morning at a friends house. Thought breakfast at the Front Page in arlington was a good idea. Proceeded to drink about 12 bloody marys. :laugh: Just sorta happened. Check for breakfast for 5 people was $300. I desperately need a shower and to brush my teeth. I dont know what im going to do for the rest of the day, but i aint driving anywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 Just got a good nap. Going back out to destroy myself again. Anyone interested in a good time can meet us at Carpools in Arlington. We'll be the obnoxiously loud guys laughing, swearing, drinking large quantities of beer, and not having any luck with the ladies. :laugh: Come say hi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty-eight Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 ^^^Nice work PB!!! I think a bunch of us should hit the town one night...a little ES bar night:) Plus the ladies will be flocking if we tell them we're internet buddies:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty-eight Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:I thought this was HILARIOUS! Almost funny enough for its own thread! pft pic of the day http://www.profootballtalk.com/rumormill.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 ^^^Nice work PB!!! I think a bunch of us should hit the town one night...a little ES bar night:)Plus the ladies will be flocking if we tell them we're internet buddies:laugh: Id be up for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinz89 Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Strahan uses his big feet to touch gay clowns sausages which look like bacon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeJGibbs Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 You ever notice when you get in an elevator, the person that keeps pushing the "Close Doors Button". The "close doors button" doesnt even work, you press it the doors still close on its on timer but If you press the open door button the doors open immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shsu1 Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 This one came from a friend: What if cows ruled the Earth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 This one came from a friend: What if cows ruled the Earth? Gary Larson would be considered a Messiah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
36SeanTaylor Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 You ever notice when you get in an elevator, the person that keeps pushing the "Close Doors Button".The "close doors button" doesnt even work, you press it the doors still close on its on timer but If you press the open door button the doors open immediately. .. i press the close door button all the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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