grassyglen Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Go figure... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southeast_Jerome Southeast Jerome From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Southeast Jerome was a character created by Clinton Portis for use in a Washington Redskins press conference to liven up the usually trite and cliche conferences that had become commonplace. Southeast Jerome was known for saying that he's going to the big city (New York), he doesn't know what he's going to encounter, and that he had to "get his face right." SE Jerome's costume consisted of a black wig, a Lone Ranger mask, a black cape, gold teeth, and large, oversized yellow sunglasses. During the interview Portis (Jerome?) loses his composure numerous times, and begins to laugh uncontrollably (even knocking his glasses off of his head in the process). After a loss to the New York Giants in which the Redskins failed to score, Portis came out in the attire of Dr. I Don't Know, announcing to the public that Southeast Jerome had died in New York. The investigation into Southeast Jerome's death is still pending, but his angel has appeared to the press (accompanied by Macaroni Tony, Biggie Shortie, Sweet Feet Jenkins, and Johnny White Guy (Chris Cooley). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyfar Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 That is awesome. they even got a shout out to Johnny White Guy in there. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaser Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 That is unbelievable and awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPmoney1783 Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 lol i can't believe that, thats awsome :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattGeorge85 Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 RIP Southeast Jerome!! May you be resurrected someday and conquer the city of New York!! :gaintsuck :logo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRay Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 :laugh: That's pretty cool.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cactitle Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnoke03 Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 :laugh: :laugh: that's great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabidFan Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Classico, great find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FedExFielder Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Too good I love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterwagen Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Probably somebody from this board that added that entry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Full Monty Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 We haven't won in New York since the 2003 season. That's the current longest active road losing streak to a division rival --- having shattered the Dallas and Philly road-streak this year! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterPinstripe Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Haha... Johnny White Guy... that was some funny stuff stuff. Do not worry man, we will be sweeping New York next year to end that one. You just watch. :point2sky:point2sky:point2sky:point2sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diego1115 Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 classic LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiefPowhatan17 Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 That is just straight up funny.:logo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasimpson Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 thats too cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelarkascend1ng Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 i <3 wikipedia and portis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt [Redskins Fan] Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 You guys do know that anyone can post to Wikipedia, right? In fact, I'd make a sizeable wager that someone from this board did, in fact, write that article. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ant15fromNJ Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 That was so funny I will always remember that haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterwagen Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 ']You guys do know that anyone can post to Wikipedia' date=' right? In fact, I'd make a sizeable wager that someone from this board did, in fact, write that article.[/quote']Like I said earlier. In fact, any of you could go up there and edit that article. You could even add Clinton's other characters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIDETHEWALRUS Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 That is great. My professor said I can't use Wikipedia as a source in my papers, so I'm gonna show him this. I guarantee Brittanica doesn't know Southeast Jerome, let alone his life dates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterwagen Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 That is great. My professor said I can't use Wikipedia as a source in my papers, so I'm gonna show him this. I guarantee Brittanica doesn't know Southeast Jerome, let alone his life dates. :laugh: I'm sure your professor will LOVE Southeast Jerome. In fact, you should show up for class one day as S.E. Instant A! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FightForOldDC21 Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 wow that is so great... cp u da man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddub52 Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Gotta love the U guys! :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSO Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Man... When I read Johnny White Guy.... I was on the floor. Haven't laughed like that in a while. That was some hilarious stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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