fuji869 Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 WHAT MARRIAGE IS ALL ABOUT :cry: He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them kept looking over and whispering. You could tell they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them." As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said they were just fine - They were used to sharing everything. The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you,we are used to sharing everything." As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting for?" She answered .................. "THE TEETH." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Williams Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 :rotflmao: classic....I was totally in to this thing.......I was slowly leaning toward the screen hoping the guy would let her eat something..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 I don't get it. Am I too young? Haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Oh, gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 :laugh: dayum. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dg28daman Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 haha that one took me a while to get... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Williams Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 *bump*....I needed more letters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Lamb Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 that was good. thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistymjohnson Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 HAHA!!!!!!!!! That was funny as heck! Thanks for the laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSteve Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 I heard it before but it's still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskins4life234 Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Haha, I got it, good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty-eight Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 hahah funny I liiiike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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