DCsportsfan53 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 I was just watching CNN and apparently, Al Qaeda gives its members an employee contract which includes sick leave, vacation time, extra salary for extra wives, ect. Is that crazy or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ntotoro Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 They obviously don't have much of a dental plan... :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 THey need it with the Marines on the ground and the Air Force in the air Probably all financed by our friends the Sauds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Dont forget all those virgins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinInsite Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 What about 401k? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinstzar Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 That is so hypocritical of them, with their disdain for Europeans they still don't mind those French benefits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ntotoro Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 What about 401k? Not much of a retirement, if you're dead at 17, unless you can choose your 32 year-old Mother as the benficiary of your investment... :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 (calling in to boss) "Yah, good morning Mohammed, this is Bill. Hey, I'm not feeling well today, and I don't think I'll be able to make it in. No... I'm not sure I'll be able to strap explosives to my chest and blow up the infidels. What's that? No, I hadn't thought of that, thats a good idea. I'll give Frank a call right now and see if he can step in for me. Thanks for your well wishes, I hope I feel better to. Buh-bye" {CLICK} (looks to girlfriend) "He bought it! And on a Friday, no less! Pack your ****, we're going to the beach!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TD_washingtonredskins Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 (calling in to boss)"Yah, good morning Mohammed, this is Bill. Hey, I'm not feeling well today, and I don't think I'll be able to make it in. No... I'm not sure I'll be able to strap explosives to my chest and blow up the infidels. What's that? No, I hadn't thought of that, thats a good idea. I'll give Frank a call right now and see if he can step in for me. Thanks for your well wishes, I hope I feel better to. Buh-bye" {CLICK} (looks to girlfriend) "He bought it! And on a Friday, no less! Pack your ****, we're going to the beach!" :laugh: Seriously, how well do you have to feel to commit suicide? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TD_washingtonredskins Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 (calling in to boss)"Yah, good morning Mohammed, this is Bill. Hey, I'm not feeling well today, and I don't think I'll be able to make it in. No... I'm not sure I'll be able to strap explosives to my chest and blow up the infidels. What's that? No, I hadn't thought of that, thats a good idea. I'll give Frank a call right now and see if he can step in for me. Thanks for your well wishes, I hope I feel better to. Buh-bye" {CLICK} (looks to girlfriend) "He bought it! And on a Friday, no less! Pack your ****, we're going to the beach!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 I heard they had on hell of a severance package... So basically if we find the HR person we get them all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief skin Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Have they managed to solve the crisis in healthcare? maybe we could learn something from them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 :laugh: Seriously, how well do you have to feel to commit suicide? good point... it should have been 'I'm too well to come in today' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tizzod Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 good point... it should have been 'I'm too well to come in today' Really. "I'm feeling rather upbeat and positive today. I'm in no condition to come in and blow up the world. Sorry Mo! See ya Monday!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 We should demand that they offer same-sex partnership benefits as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cskin Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Really. "I'm feeling rather upbeat and positive today. I'm in no condition to come in and blow up the world. Sorry Mo! See ya Monday!" Yeah.... "It's amazing... I woke up today and see things much differently.. .I think I want a wife and kids and maybe a small farm..... not really feeling up to blowing my body into bite size bits in the name of Allah.... I'm good" Some how this is Bush's fault.... and somewhere a group of Dem policy makers are mulling over the angle in which to pin their benefit package ideas on ole' Bush. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 I heard they had on hell of a severance package...So basically if we find the HR person we get them all? to issue benefits like that they have to keep records, so in effect yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoCalMike Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 THey need it with the Marines on the ground and the Air Force in the airProbably all financed by our friends the Sauds ...Yeah the same Sauds Bush wants to sell our Port Security too :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoCalMike Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 THey need it with the Marines on the ground and the Air Force in the airProbably all financed by our friends the Sauds ...Yeah the same Sauds that Bush is ready to sell our Port Security to :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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