Pete Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Did you know there are only 13 blimps in the world? No way. I saw at least 25 or 30 at the last bike night down town, and most of them had spandex on. Did you know no word in the English language rhymes with month? Mouth...........South Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Did you know Chuck Norris once performed an abortion by ramming his fist into a lady's stomach, pulling out the fetus, and biting its head off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Did you know that the song American Pie by Don Mclean was about the death of Buddy Holly? And Chuck Berry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 No way. I saw at least 25 or 30 at the last bike night down town, and most of them had spandex on.Mouth...........South He said MONTH! Not Mouth!! OWNED!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Did you know that the answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Did you know that the answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42? So is that the reason why Monk is not in the hall? I get it now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meetST Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 He said MONTH! Not Mouth!!OWNED!! huh...am i missing something? mouth and south both rhyme with month Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSteve Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Did you know this thread is stupid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 mouth and south both rhyme with month In what language? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSteve Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 huh...am i missing something? mouth and south both rhyme with month Am I missing something, because I could have sworn you pronounce them differently.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 huh...am i missing something? mouth and south both rhyme with month No they don't....:insane: :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meetST Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Am I missing something, because I could have sworn you pronounce them differently.. :doh: whoa do i feel stupid.....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's been a long day at school...i'm brain dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Did you know this thread is stupid? Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! Did you know TheSteve is up for the "Lamest Post of the Year" award? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Did you know, just to prove how bad he was, Chuck Norris crucified himself, forced himself to die (because only Chuck Norris can kill Chuck Norris), kicked Satan in the gonads, and rose five minutes later. Now he roundhouse kicks anyone that doesn't call his birthday Chuckmas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabidFan Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Did you know that hummingbirds cannot walk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSteve Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!Did you know TheSteve is up for the "Lamest Post of the Year" award? Did you know every time a bell rings, Jrockster's braincells decrease? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Did you know that asparagus makes my pee stink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Did you know that Jeremiah Trotter is a terrible tipper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSteve Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Did you know, just to prove how bad he was, Chuck Norris crucified himself, forced himself to die (because only Chuck Norris can kill Chuck Norris), kicked Satan in the gonads, and rose five minutes later. Now he roundhouse kicks anyone that doesn't call his birthday Chuckmas? Did you know about the saying: First time it's funny, second time it's silly, third time you're just stupid! Or something like that. Did you know Chuck Norris is a figment of your imagination? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Did you know that in Denver it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor? Well now you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Did you know about the saying:First time it's funny, second time it's silly, third time you're just stupid! Or something like that. Did you know Chuck Norris is a figment of your imagination? Bitter are we? :doh: Did you know that it is the 'time of the month' for TheSteve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Bitter are we? :doh: Did you know that it is the 'time of the month' for TheSteve? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: PeriOWN3D!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSteve Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Bitter are we? :doh: Did you know that it is the 'time of the month' for TheSteve? Did you know the overused joke is the least funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabidFan Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Did you know that Jeremiah Trotter is a terrible tipper? He can't be worse than ex Redskin Tony Magee.....cheapest EVER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeSkin Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Your Mom!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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