meetST Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 (ROFL :laugh: HORSE-TACKLER!!!)Brokeback BEYOTCH playing for the Pilsbury Doughboy Parcells when you could........ (whoops! i forgot collar:doh: ...but yeah..pretty funny when i went back and read that....:laugh: )could be like us...playing for the GOD...JOE GIBBS." RW and KJ looked at each other with their usual clueless expressions..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 (whoops! i forgot collar:doh: ...but yeah..pretty funny when i went back and read that....:laugh: )could be like us...playing for the GOD...JOE GIBBS." RW and KJ looked at each other with their usual clueless expressions..... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: *ahem* back to the story....... and Roy said, "Well at least Parcells doesn't allow his players to spit on people". Just then, Sean Taylor went to leap out of the car window........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted January 30, 2006 Author Share Posted January 30, 2006 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: *ahem* back to the story....... and Roy said, "Well at least Parcells doesn't allow his players to spit on people". Just then, Sean Taylor went to leap out of the car window........ when CP yanked him back into the car and took off for South Beach to drink a few beers and watch the Halle Berry modeling shoot when they ran into a very stoned Ricky Williams who hopped in the car and the 3 of them..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meetST Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 when CP yanked him back into the car and took off for South Beach to drink a few beers and watch the Halle Berry modeling shoot when they ran into a very stoned Ricky Williams who hopped in the car and the 3 of them.....actually...there's 6 ppl in the car already..and adding RW..there's 7...and the 7 of them decided to go watch the basketball game that night between the Lakers and Miami Heat because.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted January 30, 2006 Author Share Posted January 30, 2006 actually...there's 6 ppl in the car already..and adding RW..there's 7...and the 7 of them decided to go watch the basketball game that night between the Lakers and Miami Heat because.... RW Owes Shaq a bag of weed that he borrowed the weekend before last, and ST has some unfinished buss. with Kobe over that girl in Co, that was a cousin of his and....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 RW Owes Shaq a bag of weed that he borrowed the weekend before last, and ST has some unfinished buss. with Kobe over that girl in Co, that was a cousin of his and....... he was in a serious mood to mess some people the **** up. They were allowed in the game free just because they were who they were, so they strutted up to the snack counter and these three hot women standing by..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted January 30, 2006 Author Share Posted January 30, 2006 he was in a serious mood to mess some people the **** up. They were allowed in the game free just because they were who they were, so they strutted up to the snack counter and these three hot women standing by..... took them all upstairs to thier skysuite a began to party and dance naked when the door of the suite opened......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meetST Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 took them all upstairs to thier skysuite a began to party and dance nakedwhen the door of the suite opened......... and in walked CP's mom. She scaned the room and said.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 and in walked CP's mom. She scaned the room and said.... "What's up my homies! Pass the Bud." Portis hugs his mom as she is greeted by his posse but then........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meetST Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 "What's up my homies! Pass the Bud." Portis hugs his mom as she is greeted by his posse but then...........T.O. runs in and throws a coke can at CP's mom. All of a sudden, everyone in the room stopped moving and all eyes were on T.O. Slowly..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted January 30, 2006 Author Share Posted January 30, 2006 opps, you guys are too fast for me:doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 T.O. runs in and throws a coke can at CP's mom. All of a sudden, everyone in the room stopped moving and all eyes were on T.O. Slowly..... .........their eyes shifted to Portis, but before he could move, Portis' mom ****whipped TO right there with her bare hands. He fell to the ground, drunk and cussing, and Carlos Rogers walks over to.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 opps, you guys are too fast for me:doh: Dang you shoulda kept it! I was going to sew it in........ :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meetST Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 .........their eyes shifted to Portis, but before he could move, Portis' mom ****whipped TO right there with her bare hands. He fell to the ground, drunk and cussing, and Carlos Rogers walks over to..........finish off the job by pouring coke all over him. Moss also walked over and shook his head as he said.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted January 30, 2006 Author Share Posted January 30, 2006 Dang you shoulda kept it! I was going to sew it in........ :laugh: go on, I've been on here all day time to eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 go on, I've been on here all day time to eat. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 finish off the job by pouring coke all over him. Moss also walked over and shook his head as he said.... "Yo TO, how does it feel to be owned by a woman? She's tougher than Hugh Douglas. You shoulda learned by now: DON'T MESS WIT DA U!!!!" So the rookie cornerbacks gratefully rolled the drunk, ugly & beaten TO out of there as security finally showed up. And in walks Ryan Clark who........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meetST Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 "Yo TO, how does it feel to be owned by a woman? She's tougher than Hugh Douglas. You shoulda learned by now: DON'T MESS WIT DA U!!!!" So the rookie cornerbacks gratefully rolled the drunk, ugly & beaten TO out of there as security finally showed up. And in walks Ryan Clark who........had a 7 inch afro. He was laughing histerically at the sight of TO being thrown out on the streets while ppl drew all over him with lipstick, markers, and w/e they could use. Ricky Williams took a camera and...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 had a 7 inch afro. He was laughing histerically at the sight of TO being thrown out on the streets while ppl drew all over him with lipstick, markers, and w/e they could use. Ricky Williams took a camera and...... shot some evidential pics of TO in his BVDs with his forehead now saying "Portis' mom gave me a TKO" in black marker, planning to put them all over the net with the title......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtle Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 "TO got KO'ed"......After they were done posting CP's mom said they should..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meetST Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 "TO got KO'ed"......After they were done posting CP's mom said they should.....take a private jet and fly to the bahamas. Ricky Williams decided not to go and so CP, SM, ST, CR, JWG, and AR...o wait...also CP's mom all jumped into the convertible and headed to the airport. At the airport..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 take a private jet and fly to the bahamas. Ricky Williams decided not to go and so CP, SM, ST, CR, JWG, and AR...o wait...also CP's mom all jumped into the convertible and headed to the airport. At the airport..... They decided to get dressed up in their costumes so they wouldn't get bombarded by autograph-seekers. They first dressed CP's mom up as...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meetST Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 They decided to get dressed up in their costumes so they wouldn't get bombarded by autograph-seekers. They first dressed CP's mom up as......the ganster version of Queen Latifah while CP dressed up as the angel of Southeast Jerome. Santana Moss, ST, CR were..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 the ganster version of Queen Latifah while CP dressed up as the angel of Southeast Jerome. Santana Moss, ST, CR were..... :rotflmao: :rotflmao: gangster version of Queen Latifah :notworthy dressed like Public Enemy (bottom row), while Johnny White Guy and Antrel Rolle were dressed as..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meetST Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: gangster version of Queen Latifah :notworthy dressed like Public Enemy (bottom row), while Johnny White Guy and Antrel Rolle were dressed as..... :laugh: Johnny White Guy (DUH!...) and the young version of lil john. Once they were on the plane..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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