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OT--My Day With the Police


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OK..I know I am off topic again, but the intensity is growing waiting for Sunday.

Thus the blonde girl wants to provide a little comic relief.

Now, our choices are....

1.) Stand up comedy

2.) Popping out of a cake-(I have seen some of the pics..May want to pass this one up :laugh: )

3.) Karaoke Time

I have decided I shall begin with Stand Up Comedy

I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes

and when I came out there was a d@mn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!

So I called him a horse $hit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't give a d@mn.

My car was parked around the corner...

:laugh: :laugh: :lol: :rotflmao: :wave:


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