Die Hard Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Or worse, cheating on your girfriend with her mother Working with your wife maybe?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsNut73 Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Where do you think I met my wife? I saved her from "the pole" J/K ...seriously, probably not. I don't think she'd be into that scene....it's a shame too. I mean where else are you going to see a 55 EEE (yes, 55 triple E's) woman pick up a beer bottle with her bare breasts and deliver it to your table without ever touching it with her hands. A simply amazing feat indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tizzod Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 yea, that is another concern...we both dont have tons of money to blow so lap dances will be reserved for me and me alone. :laugh: You just might be a keeper, my dear! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tizzod Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Working with your wife maybe?!? Ugh, I worked with a girlfriend before...actually, didn't work together, but worked in the same building. I couldn't get away from her. Lunch every day, breaks...it was terrible. Not that I hated being with her, but I like time to myself too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Washington Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 been there done that...she got more attention from the girls than the guys with us. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 How about cheating on your girlfriend with her sister?Isn't that a worse recipe? Come on man, don't be a wet towel. OK clearly there are worse scenerios if you really try at it. However, my gf is a tad unstable when drinking. While typically not crazy, a good drink and the sudden onset of a anger (jealousy will do the trick) can lead to shockingly violent behavior best avoided. It all depends on the woman you are with. Some are cool with that stuff others not so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tizzod Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 been there done that...she got more attention from the girls than the guys with us. :doh: I don't know...it goes back to a story from the book Donnie Brasco. They are all in a strip club arguing over who the best looking guy is. Finally, one of the guys slaps a $100 bill on his forehead, where it sticks, and he says, "THIS is the best looking guy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabidFan Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Hit one with the wife after a Bar Crawl in DC....we had fun and just boozed it up and enjoyed the atmosphere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 <---- Has never been to a strip club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhodatSkinsFan? Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 hhhhmmm, depends on the lady.... Now... nah... not unless SHE wanted to go. some ex's... YEP.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dks1240 Posted January 17, 2006 Author Share Posted January 17, 2006 <---- Has never been to a strip club. I haven't been to one either :laugh: I've always wanted to go to one though, just for kicks. I think this thread may have convinced me to go with my boyfriend. Just out of curiousity, I know the strippers get extra friendly with the girls...just how friendly are we talking about though? Anything beyond lap dances? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Washington Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 <---- Has never been to a strip club. wanna go to a strip club with me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilmer17 Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 They'll explain the rules when you get there in detail. but the basics are you have to make out with them and post pictures on your favorite website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Die Hard Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 They'll explain the rules when you get there in detail.but the basics are you have to make out with them and post pictures on your favorite website. Correction: To the moderating staff of your favorite website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dks1240 Posted January 17, 2006 Author Share Posted January 17, 2006 will they really try to make out with me? don't lie, im clueless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Die Hard Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 will they really try to make out with me? don't lie, im clueless! For a enough money.... they'll do just about anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilmer17 Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 We are now approaching the things my wife didnt think happened at strip clubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 You should tease him throughout :laugh: "Would you hit that?", "I think she's cute... if I was bi-sexual....", "Which one should we take home?"Then, go home. And hold out for a week You are a cruel, cruel man. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 They'll explain the rules when you get there in detail.but the basics are you have to make out with them and post pictures on your favorite website. Ummm...You must have never been to a strip club; cameras are a BIG no-no in strip clubs. Like, bouncer beating the crap out of you and breaking your camera no-no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 979guy Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Poor guy, Nick. "So, did you like that blond's body, really"? "Naaaa. I guess. She was alright. I think. Maybe". "Her moves, I saw you couldn't stop gawking at her when she did that thing with her thigh". "What? I... No... I don't think I did. I was thinking about the.. the beer! That's right! - is it really brewed in the Rocky Mountains, no, 'cause it wasn't that, umm, cold" "No no no! Answer me? You were fantasizing about her! I know! You wanted her"! "No, dear, no no... why would I want, umm, some naked 5"9 Jenna Jameson look alike?! That's so shallow and unoriginal"! "Who's Jenna Jameson"? "Oh, ah, no one. So, umm, my, look at the time!"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 I haven't been to one either :laugh:I've always wanted to go to one though, just for kicks. I think this thread may have convinced me to go with my boyfriend. Just out of curiousity, I know the strippers get extra friendly with the girls...just how friendly are we talking about though? Anything beyond lap dances? I have seen various levels of "participation" with women patrons...from harmless light kisses to the unbelievable (and unprintable in this forum). But its all up to you, they would never force anything on you. But I have seen some crazy stuff at strip clubs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dks1240 Posted January 17, 2006 Author Share Posted January 17, 2006 "No, dear, no no... why would I want, umm, some naked 5"9 Jenna Jameson look alike?! That's so shallow and unoriginal"! "Who's Jenna Jameson"? "Oh, ah, no one. So, umm, my, look at the time!"... close but not quite...i lived with three girls a couple of years ago and we had a poster of jenna jameson and briana banks on our bathrooom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Lamb Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 I have seen various levels of "participation" with women patrons...from harmless light kisses to the unbelievable (and unprintable in this forum). But its all up to you, they would never force anything on you. But I have seen some crazy stuff at strip clubs... Draw alot of expirience out of your two visits jrockster77? I have never been, never really wanted to either. My wife went to one before we got married. She wont give details though, trust me I did ask. She says, " I enjoyed it.":( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dks1240 Posted January 17, 2006 Author Share Posted January 17, 2006 the other thing i have to keep in mind is if nick wants to take me to one...he should probably have some say in this :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Draw alot of expirience out of your two visits jrockster77?I have never been, never really wanted to either. My wife went to one before we got married. She wont give details though, trust me I did ask. She says, " I enjoyed it.":( They were two very productive visits, for sure! :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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