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Hot sex treats common cold

Majority of people consider even minor throat irritation or mild fever as a good-enough excuse to isolate themselves from their loved ones.

That is understandable, of course. Up until recently, this was regarded as a logical move. Not so long ago, however, scientists were able to prove just the opposite: it is better to be sick together. This obviously does not mean that one should purposely sneeze at his/her partner. In this case, the effect will be minimal. It is important to battle the disease. And as for microbes, hot passionate kisses and good sex is something they fear the most – concluded Manfred Schedlovski, a Swiss researcher from Zurich.

In the course of his lengthy neuroimmunological experiments, the scientist arrived at the conclusion that sexual intercourse has a positive effect not only on the overall physical condition of both partners but also on their immune systems. Phagocytes are to be praised for the marvel. Phagocytes are cells that help the body rid itself of various ailments. This is how they work: once they locate an alien body, they penetrate it and trigger self-destruction.

During sexual intercourse, number of phagocytes tends to increase significantly; oftentimes, number of these cells almost doubles after orgasm. This in turn enables these cells to detect and destroy antibodies more quickly.

Shcedlovski's research results have already found support among his colleagues. Immunologist Peter Schleicher also shares the initial hypothesis of his colleague from Zurich. “Not only does sex heal our organism; it also sustains its immune system,” stated Peter Schleicher in his interview to Bild am Sonntag.

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I can already see the number of colds reported by men increasing drastically this season. "Honey, I really think I feel a cold coming on again." "What??? That's the 4th cold you've had since December?"

I just wish they would call those cells that increase during sex something besides "phagocytes." I don't think I like the idea that my phagocytes are doubling during that time, do you?

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hopefully this is not too graphic. i notice that whenever i'm sick and have a stuffy nose, its ALWAYS clears up while having sex.

There's actually a reason for that. My understanding (and the MDs on this site can correct me if I'm wrong) is that when you have a stuffy nose, part of it is the blood swelling the tissues in the nose. When you are having sex, the blood moves to swell other areas and your nose clears up (at least temporarily).

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Has anyone here ever coughed during good sex? I don't think I ever have. If nothing else, sex should be a great cure for that itchy throat cough. Heck if it treats the symptoms..."honey, I want to save money on cold medicine. Let's just have some good phlem clearing ^&&^%!"

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