d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 This game is Roll Play, where Michael Wilbon pretends to be Sean Taylor by holding a cardboard cutout of Sean's face to his head. Tony: You are Redskin's Safety Sean Taylor Mike: O.K. Tony: Are you ever going to stop being a knucklehead? Mike: Yea I'll stop, I'll get around to it. I'll get around to not being a knucklehead. You know what though? I just hope that Coach Gibbs, who is NAIVE enough to believe that I didn't spit in Michael Pittman's face, hasn't seen that sort of conclusive bootleg video on the internet that shows a big loogie comin out of my mouth. But look, do I RETURN those fumbles for touchdowns? Do I HIT people like a frieght train?? Tony: Did you lie to your position coach Gregg Williams? Did you lie? Cuz he went out and said that you didn't spit. Mike: Hey until now there was no video evidence so why should I cop to anything?? Tony: Did you spit!? Mike: Do I RETURN the fumbles for touchdowns? I'm a football player! Tony: Yeah, that's (A) but how about (? Mike: This isn't Martha Stewart Living here! Tony: Did you spit? Mike: Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. Tony: WELL, the tape shows you spitting. Mike: Well when they get that tape in to Coach Gibbs' office I'm gonna have to cop a plea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-mando- Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 he didnt lie, he said he didnt spit ON pittman, he clearly missed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeySkin Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 People treat Sean Taylor like he's Mike Tyson or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny99 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Wilbon's act is getting a bit tired Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Funny...not one mention of Michael Pittman...how he's a roid-raging wife beater. Wait...trying to kill your pregnant wife isn't as bad as spitting on someone who did so?? OH, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!?! Here I was thinking throwing your wife through a plate-glass window was something to be ashamed of. But compared to spitting? That's like feeding orphans or something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcarey032 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 I am not worried, they got a check out of him. Now he is really going to knock Joe Jurivicious out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Funny...not one mention of Michael Pittman...how he's a roid-raging wife beater. Wait...trying to kill your pregnant wife isn't as bad as spitting on someone who did so?? OH, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!?!Here I was thinking throwing your wife through a plate-glass window was something to be ashamed of. But compared to spitting? That's like feeding orphans or something... I haven't seen one person defend wife beating. I have seen people defend spitting on someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 I haven't seen one person defend wife beating. I have seen people defend spitting on someone. Okay...my only point is everyone wants to make Taylor into this evil person for spitting on someone, but not one person (mediots) mention Pittman's lovely past. I mean...its ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoForIt Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Okay...my only point is everyone wants to make Taylor into this evil person for spitting on someone, but not one person (mediots) mention Pittman's lovely past. I mean...its ridiculous. So are all these people who cant get over it, Jesus Christ give it a break :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaVarIsDaMan Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Okay. He DID spit on Michael Pittman. Sean Taylor DID lie to Gregg Williams when he told him he didn't spit on him. Sean Taylor DID start the argument. So what?!?! I can't even believe what's going on right now. The media and fans are all over Sean Taylor, for spitting on someone?? Seriously, give me a break. Some player on NFL network said, "I've been spit on many a times on the field. I don't even remember spitting on someone as being illegal, nonetheless being means of penalizing someone AND ejecting them." This is ridicilous. If you've ever played football, you know in a dog pile there are many things 10 times worse that players do to you than SPITTING. People talk about this incident as if Sean Taylor took the guy's helmet off than punched him 8 times in the face. Gimme a break. Spitting. psh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeySkin Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Okay.I can't even believe what's going on right now. The media and fans are all over Sean Taylor, for spitting on someone?? Seriously, give me a break. Some player on NFL network said, "I've been spit on many a times on the field. I don't even remember spitting on someone as being illegal, nonetheless being means of penalizing someone AND ejecting them." This is ridicilous. If you've ever played football, you know in a dog pile there are many things 10 times worse that players do to you than SPITTING. People talk about this incident as if Sean Taylor took the guy's helmet off than punched him 8 times in the face. Gimme a break. Spitting. psh I agree. It's not like Sean Taylor farted on him or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-Trey Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Michael Pittman: "a wonderful guy", so says his attorney. read for yourself: http://www.sptimes.com/2003/06/10/Bucs/Pittman_plea__Not_gui.shtml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 This is starting to eclipse the blonde chick in Aruba... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 I agree. It's not like Sean Taylor farted on him or something. I wish he had, I wonder what the fine would be for that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brown_Hornet Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Funny...not one mention of Michael Pittman...how he's a roid-raging wife beater. Wait...trying to kill your pregnant wife isn't as bad as spitting on someone who did so?? OH, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!?!Here I was thinking throwing your wife through a plate-glass window was something to be ashamed of. But compared to spitting? That's like feeding orphans or something... Why on Earth would they bring-up any of that? You people are too funny. BTW, the bit was funny as all get-out. It's humor kids, and you'd be laughing too if you weren't wrapped so fargin' tight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAHOGFAN Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 He did'nt spit, he sneezed. Sincerely, Dexter Manley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hu-bison-skinsfan Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Count me in the "its OK to spit on a wife-beater" camp...worth every penny of $17K. Thank goodness Taylor is playing this weekend. Those "clutch" Seahawks receivers had me worri-- oh, wait... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brown_Hornet Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 He did'nt spit, he sneezed. Sincerely, Dexter Manley. See, Dexter had HUGE personality. I hated the guy as a player, for obvious reasons, but really liked his personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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