Ellis Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I've missed you people. Seriously, I have. After studying the playoff situationals, I was preparing for a bye week and ready to face Seattle next week at the Ray Jay. Unfortunately, the officials at the NFL League saw fit to pencil TB (Tampa Bay) is as the #3 seeders. That's fine. In fact, I look forward to this meeting versus your "football" team.NFL League Playoffs: The Tampa Bay Buccanneers (Super Bowl XXXIIIX World Champions, NFC Southern Champions, Winners of 11 games, etc.) vs. skins. Where? Tampa Bay, Home of Raymond James Financial Group Stadium When? This weekend. Televised? The game will be televised locally. I'll have to check the national listings. I don't have cable. Wheather Forecast? Chili with a chance cold weather. Commentators? Yes Overview Well, it's evident to me, as it is to other diehard football fans, that the Redskins have benefitted from a soft, easy schedule in the last couple months to allow them this little breath of fresh air to breathe. Unfortunately for fans of the gold and white, the Bucs will be a vacuum cleaner and suck all the air from the lungs of the Skins. On the other side, the Bucs are peaking in stride. Chris Simms appears headed for Canton after his performance this season. Gotta thank Phil for those jeans. Gibbs vs. Gruden, mano e mano, head to head, face to face...a coaching dreamer's dream. The word is that the Pewter Pirate fans will be issued battle flags. Oh...this should turn out to be a good one...if you're into shalackings. When the Pewter Pirates have the ball After viewing the gamefilm, researching, analyzating the X's and Y's, and jotting down numerous notes on mismatches, I see a glaring strength on the Pewter Pirate offense...and that is Mr. Joseph Galloway. The man is a rich man's Santana Moss, but faster and with better hands. It also helps to have a rocksteady QB in QB Chris Simms. The word is that Joe and Chris are best friends, so look for them to look for each other out there on the gridiron. Matt Bowen will definitely have his hands full for sure. The (red)Skins' defense has many holes starting with the defensive coordinator. Sure, they've gotten after a couple porous, yet horrible offenses, but they haven't faced the juggernaut that is Jon Gruden and his undenyably geniousical offense. When the (red)Skins play defense... LaVar Arrington will need to be on his best game. He'll be matched up against Anthony Becht and/or Alex Smith with Alstott and Cadillac coming out of the backfield. This is when the inopportuned Skins find out what happens when you neglect the FA (Free Agency) period during the offseason. Arrington needed some help at linebacker. Michael Barrow, Dexter Coakley, etc. were all available for pickup, however the "genius" Gregg Williams decided it was better to field the JV squad instead. Look at where that has gotten them...in the playoffs without a home game. Shawn Springs and the other CB look to shutdown Michael Clayton and Ike Hilliard. Unfortunately for the skins, Chris Simms is playing lights out and has the security blanket of Michael Pittman at his disposal. Speaking of Pittman (MVP), I look for him to have at least 20-30 touches with Cadillac coming in for mop-up duty in the early 3rd quarter. The Redskins defense just doesn't have the squad or the resources to defend Gruden's offense. Summarization The Pewter Pirates will be tempted to look ahead to the game in Detroit, but Gruden will have these guys ready to face an opponent of any caliber, even the Skins. Predictions Simms: 23-24, 317 yards, 2 TD's, 0 INTS, 0 picks Pittman: 12 rushes for 87 yards, 2 TD's, 0 INT Cadillac: 13 rushes for 93 yards, 2 TD's Galloway: 11 rec. for 119 yards, 3 TD's Brunell: 2-18, 83 yards, 1 TD, 1 INT, 2 picks Portes: 17 rushes for 52 yards, 1 TD WR: 7 rec. for 42 yards, 1 TD Final Score: Buccanneers 24, Redskins 10 Thoughts? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: You my friend... are dizzy and in need of some 1st grade math skills. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky21 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Yeah thanks for the jeans, Phil. :laugh: Mods, can't we get this clown a "special" avatar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 who is stephen wright? Gasp. :paranoid: For the uninitiate: Stephen Wright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellis Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 And the Redskins "soft schedule" happened to be the 4th hardest schedule given out this year. Next years schedule for us isn't looking easy either... aside from our 6 division games (which were NOT soft teams in 2005 aside from the Eagles) we get Atlanta, Carolina, Tampa Bay, New Orleans, Indianapolis, Jacksonville, St Louis, Minnesota, Houston... FAR FROM SOFT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badgerrocks Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 :rotflmao:That's similar to us calling the Skins the Naughty Natives or something stupid like that. :laugh: Nonononono! Please! Stop! You guys are killing me! The Pewter Pirates?! The Naughty Natives!? :cry: That is me laughing so hard I'm crying...and maybe throwing up just a little. :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsunami001 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Oh look, another psychologist.At least spell "assessment" correctly for me to give you any credability. No, I haven't seen the "Ringer" yet, because I've been researching your football team. I'm glad your team doesn't take this game as lightly as you do, otherwise they'd be at home watching the game in their own home. Glad you're back, now let's see.. Wheather Forecast? Chili with a chance cold weather. Well, it's evident to me, as it is to other diehard football fans, that the Redskins have benefitted from a soft, easy schedule in the last couple months to allow them this little breath of fresh air to breathe. Unfortunately for fans of the gold and white, the Bucs will be a vacuum cleaner and suck all the air from the lungs of the Skins. And best part: Brunell: 2-18, 83 yards, 1 TD, 1 INT, 2 picks Brunell with 1 int and 2 picks? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canesluver Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Gasp. :paranoid:For the uninitiate: Stephen Wright Gotta admit, I've never heard of him either. After reading his stuff, he's way it in left field. That would be similar to Pittman though. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arkowi Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 i can't decide which is funnier... the original post or the people taking it to heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arkowi Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 steven wright is a comedic genius. its all in the delivery though, if you have never seen him reading his stuff just wont do him justice. an interesting fact...steven wright is the radio DJ in reservoir dogs, you just hear him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsfaninSD Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Welcome back my friend. I've missed your incredibly insightful analysis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwbiggs Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Gotta thank Phil for those jeans. And which jeans would that be...Levi or Wrangler?? Dan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monte51Coleman Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 :applause: Post of the week without a doubt! Would you PLEASE do one next week for our game against Seattle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Ax, is this the "football genius" you've been interviewing? He had to at least be part of the inspiration. Although that's a pretty harsh criticism of "football genius" to compare him to Pittman4Two. P4T is so far off on his analysis...it just has to be parody. I mean....you can't make this prediction and be serious. I choose to take it as parody, because otherwise I will lose serious faith in humankind... Oh, and my favorite: Commentators: Yes :laugh: :laugh: :rotflmao: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dawgjk9 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 1 INT, 2 picks, :laugh: hahahahahahahahahah exactly what i was laughing at :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Shame on some of you guys. I guess you don't get Stephen Wright, either? Sheesh. Stephen Wright?? Stephen Wright is witty...this is more of a Keystone Cops kind of funny...:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pittman4Two Posted January 6, 2006 Author Share Posted January 6, 2006 :applause: Post of the week without a doubt! Would you PLEASE do one next week for our game against Seattle? Will do, my man. I'm sure we'll see each other again in a couple weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MustangSteve Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 [i was preparing for a bye week and ready to face Seattle next week at the Ray Jay.] Seattle was suppose to come to your stadium being the number 1 seed? :doh: Strait Up, your bucs are staying home when this games over!!!! :bucsuck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canesluver Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Will do, my man. I'm sure we'll see each other again in a couple weeks. Amusing how some of the people take it seriously. Does the same happen on other boards you post on, or are they use to you yet? :notworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarrellGreenFan Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Pittman4Two, you once again dazzle us with your insight. I think you have a job waiting for you at ESPN, they are looking to improve the quality of their football analysis. :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
congo4269 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Patsy schedule? "The Bucs played seven games, nearly half their season, against teams that lost 12 or more games -- the worst patsies in the NFL. Yet they only outscored the league for the year by 26 points. For an 11-5 team, that's lame. The Bucs lost to the horrid 49ers and Jets, barely beat the lowly Packers by a point and the even worse Lions by four. Three weeks ago, New England undressed them, 28-0. Meantime, the Redskins played 10 games against teams with nine wins or more and outscored the league by a respectable 66 points. They also beat three division champions: Seattle (13-3), Chicago (12-4) and the Giants (11-5)." Try again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pittman4Two Posted January 6, 2006 Author Share Posted January 6, 2006 Amusing how some of the people take it seriously. Does the same happen on other boards you post on, or are they use to you yet? :notworthy Pewter Pirate fans are smart...they believe every word I say. It's like giving a water to a dead horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MustangSteve Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I like how Brunell will go 2-18, but our WR will have 7 receptions. At least there will be commentators. :laugh: Thank God Portes, I mean Portis can throw lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsterp Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 When all the dusk is clear, a champion will arise...that champion will start with B and end in S. When all the "dusk" is clear (I suppose that's after dark?), your Pooter Pirates be eating dust. That's not any B.S.! You sir, are nuts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pittman4Two Posted January 6, 2006 Author Share Posted January 6, 2006 When all the "dusk" is clear (I suppose that's after dark?), your Pooter Pirates be eating dust. That's not any B.S.! You sir, are nuts! Thanks for your cantor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Thanks for your cantor. I'm thinking that setting up that line was your goooooooooooooal all along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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