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is this really true?

A blonde was sitting in class when the professor asked her if she knew what the Roe vs Wade decision was. She sat there for quite a while pondering this very profound question and finally sighed and said: "I think that is the decision George Washington made prior to crossing the Delaware."

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Come on now, if you are going to tell blonde jokes, make sure they are worth the type space!! Now, let me give you a blonde joke lesson:

Blonde Joke Lesson #1

A network executive was interviewing a young blonde. He asked "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be"? The blonde replied "The living one."

A Blonde walked into a bar with a pig tied to a piece of string. "Where the hell did you pick up that dirty thing?" asked the bartender.

"Won it in a raffle." said the pig.

Q. How do you make a Blonde laugh on Friday?

A. Tell her a joke on Tuesday!

Q: Why did the Blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."

Q. Whats the difference between an intelligent Blonde and a UFO?

A. Dunno - never seen either!

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ?

A: Gifted !

Q: How do blonde braincells die ?

A: Alone.

:joker: :laugh: :laugh:


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The one that still cracks me up.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to seperate the Ms from the Ws.

Or better yet:

How can you tell a blonde has been using a computer?

There is white out all over the screen.

Someone may have said those, but there still funny to me.

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