refuze Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 What Should I Say?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymz Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 A "family emergency" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cycopath Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 the skins are playing, cant work. sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betsy thurman Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 start being sick on monday and gradually worsen the rest of the week , and make sure the boss doesn't participate on this board :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timitim Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 eye surgury. Gonna take all day. Sorry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamshatterer Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Blood in the stool..................nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Call in well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin101 Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 diareah always works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDawg Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 I'm just gonna tell my boss that the 'Skins are playing and I won't be in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Dog ate the keys to the van............and the bike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H-O-G Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 my grandma just so happened to die the week the redskins make the playoffs, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmiJo Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 If you can't call in sick, then you gotta call in well: "Well, I'm not coming..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 You need an excuse to call in to work? I thought there are 4 valid reasons to take annual leave in any job surrounding the DC area: Sick time Vacation time Maternity leave Redskins playoff time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDSKNfaithfull Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Thank god for January Sick time will come in handy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atown Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 my dog ate my schedule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seanyt Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Food poisoning, usually if you tell the boss your loose at both ends it's enough said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TD Riggo Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Dog ate the keys to the van............and the bike .. and I severed my feet in a chainsaw accident." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TD Riggo Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 "I've got the menstrual cramps real bad!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just skins baby Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Have a cordless or cell handy. Get a big cup full of water. As you are telling the boss you don't feel well, hold the cup of water about head high anddump that big cup of water into the commode and moan and spit. They will think your intestines have come out. Never fails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bugski1210 Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 "I was in a plane crash and I am now a vegetable... see you Monday" - Peter Griffin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
28rdsknsfn28 Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Oh man....I am in the Army Reserve and I just realized I have drill this weekend. @#$% &*() ^%$##$%*&*R%$$@@$!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gridironmike Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Use your "Easy" button...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarrellGreenFan Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Oh man....I am in the Army Reserve and I just realized I have drill this weekend.@#$% &*() ^%$##$%*&*R%$$@@$!!!!!! There's an easy enough solution. Tell, whether or not they ask. :bucsuck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peele Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Call in scared. Tell him your "afraid" you won't be able to make it. Always wanted to use that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OVCChairman Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 i already called my boss and told him i was leavin at 3:00, he said, and i quote, "thats fine the redskins play at 4:30, i cant keep you there" (he's a fellow skins fan) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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