RiggoDrill Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 The Witch is Dead, The Witch is Dead. Ding, Dong, The Wicked Witch is Dead! Dear Santa: I would like nothing more than give an ass-kicking to Bill Parcells. He's a low-class coach who generally rules his teams with intimidation and fear. He always thinks he has our number. He usually waits until the second half to pull a trick play to break our backs. Let's get on him early so he doesn't have that decision to make. Santa, I know I'm greedy, but I'd also like to stomp the Dallas Cowboys. They've won too many games for nothing. But, I'm reminded of a certain magic that I felt when Danny White went down for the count in a deafening roar. Could we please beat those guys? WHAT????? WE BEAT PARCELLS AND THE GIANTS AT THE SAME TIME? 35-7? PARCELLS DIDN'T EVEN MEET GIBBS AT HALF-FIELD? HAIL TO THE REDSKINS! HAIL VICTORY! BRAVES ON THE WARPATH, FIGHT FOR OLD D.C.!! Thanks very much Santa. I don't need another gift this year, but please put coal in the stockings of the New York Giants. :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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