Gallntfox Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 http://www.thesmokinggun.com This is hilarious............Mr. Smoot is accused of operating a dual headed dildo on the party boat...................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 http://www.thesmokinggun.comThis is hilarious............Mr. Smoot is accused of operating a dual headed dildo on the party boat...................... Smootie's familiar with the ol' Cover Two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Punani2 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Smootie's familiar with the ol' Cover Two. OMGLMAOBBQ!!! post of the year nomination!!! This reminds me of Eurotrip where the guy goes into an S&M club in Amsterdam and ends up getting violated by some tripleheaded mechanical dildo machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Punani2 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 I think Smoot purified himself in the waters of Lake Minnatonka.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 That's some seriously deep dodo. All the money that they make, should have been on thier own boat. reminds my of the washington capitals limo incident in Georgtown. several players traded over that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Appears Mr.Mckinnie did some "fishing" while he was out there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 I'll summarize for those Extremeskins too busy to read the full report: Dante - Received a naked lap dance, grabbed two handfuls of behind. Smoot - Chartered the boats. Wielded the aforementioned two headed monster for the benefit of two ladies lying on the floor in the boat's lounge area ballroom. One woman left, but Smoot, never one to fade late in the game, continued to provide service to the other. Bryant McKinnie (aka Freaky Deaky) - Picked up a woman who was sans clothing, and placed her atop the bar in the lounge area, and nosed dived into the promised land. Later he was observed in a deck chair, one of four men being Lewinsky'ed by four women. Moe Williams - The short yardage specialist was observed in an area near the downstairs bathroom receiving a lap dance from a woman who was not fully dressed. With the woman's breasts at a convenient eye level, Williams used this opportunity to work on his ball handling technique. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallntfox Posted December 16, 2005 Author Share Posted December 16, 2005 Smootie's familiar with the ol' Cover Two. That might be the single funniest thing I've seen on here in quite some time ... :notworthy :applause: :applause: :applause: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diesel22 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 The guys should just come out here to the world-famous party cove here in MO. There is A LOT more that goes on aboard those boats! Do a google for "party cove" and you'll see what I mean !! These were just boys out having fun -- Minn is just TOO UPTIGHT !! :laugh: :dallasuck :wewantd: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbooma Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 I have a feeling this is the end of Culpepper in minny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallntfox Posted December 16, 2005 Author Share Posted December 16, 2005 I have a feeling this is the end of Culpeper in minny you know...I think you're right...... Can a brother get a lap dance?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdowwe Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Good stuff from Smoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Punani2 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 This would be an awesome Chappelle Show skit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winslowalrob Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Why do I even bother trying to get a real job when I could be trying to enter the NFL? Oh where is a wild boat party when you need on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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