steveo21 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 By Grace Green MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother! "I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would. "But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' " But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark. "Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since." The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life. "Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel. "The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times. "But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls. "She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic. "The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that." When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine. "The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her. "As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams. "I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been." Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes. "Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel. :laugh: http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20051209/113414040002.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stophovr6 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 wow...just wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Oh. My. God. That is so wrong in so many ways. I need to go take a shower or something just for reading that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinInsite Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 I don't see how the dad didn't file for divorce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wskin44 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 You just can't make it up any weirder than that unless you were Shakespeare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabidFan Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 That is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stwasm Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 I guess his new handle should be Oedipus Rex! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueTalon Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 My gut hurts from laughing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: AHAHAHAHA!!! AHAHAHA!!! OMG AHAHAHA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Shudder. :yikes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsNut73 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Oh. My. God.That is so wrong in so many ways. I need to go take a shower or something just for reading that. Exactly what I was thinking....ewwwwwwwwwww! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Ed Rex. Ed Rex. White courtesy phone. Ed Rex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueTalon Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 I wanna find out if he thought his mom was hot before she turned around and he discovered she was his mom! (still laughing!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSteve Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 :laugh: :laugh: That is too funny! LMAO. I was thinking why did he not ask for a picture, but she sent him a fake one ofcourse! LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor 36 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Oh. My. God.That is so wrong in so many ways. I need to go take a shower or something just for reading that. My thoughts EXACTLY!!!! OOOOOOOW!!!!!! :puke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 That dude got.... :owned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Monk Fan Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 The poor father -- his wife was about to cheat on him with their own son. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsD Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 What's the problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 doesnt anyone else feel like this is a set up, who knows why but how would this story get out? Doesnt seem to add up. Why would they tell the cop? I dont buy the flustered part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TC4 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 I would NEVER try to meet a girl off the net, but even if I was to try, THANK GOD my Mom HATES computers!!!! :rotflmao: :laugh: :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 I'm still laughing about this one. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 doesnt anyone else feel like this is a set up, who knows why but how would this story get out? Doesnt seem to add up. Why would they tell the cop? I dont buy the flustered part. I agree with that thought, why would you tell anyone???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 I agree with that thought, why would you tell anyone???? The French aren't real smart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 The French aren't real smart. ::snicker:: ok maybe you got a point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSteve Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 This gives a whole new meaning to the oft uttered saying, "Momma's boy";) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.