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Picking up Bartenders


Heidenreich

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I've actually been successful on three occasions in picking up bartenders, but this one is different, so I'll leave it to my fellow extremers to point me in the right direction.

As you know, I am in Giant country, so I have to go out every Sunday to the bar to watch the games. We "lost" our last bar, so I had to find a new place to watch them. I'm there every week, but nine times out of ten, we were paying for pretty much every beer (sans one or two comps every once in a while).

A couple of weeks ago, I ventured out by myself, and chatted up the new girl while the Redskins were blowing the 4th quarter.

Fast Forward to yesterday, our waitress wasn't too good (seriously, I need my drafts to keep coming while Brunell is throwing picks), and she was working the bar. So i went up there, where I found out that the first draft was on the house. As was the second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, & seventh. Now, if this was any other bar, I would have made the move right then, but it's Hooters. I always make fun of the guys who think the hooters chicks are into them, because they're usually dopes who are happy that any woman is giving him the time of day.

The only thing I have in my favor, is this quote "I don't mind when you come talk to me, cause you're the only one who has a conversation with my face"

I leave in in this boards capable hands. Just typing this out, i'm starting to think the answer to my question should be yes.......

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I would have had to be there, but if this happened to a buddy of mine and we were at the bar, I would have told him to go tap that ass under threat of death.

The hooters girls? Thats like a freaking porn fantasy. Then again, if a 14 year old can get with a gorgeous Florida teacher, anything is possible. Maybe I should become a pizza-delivery boy...

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My buddy is a bartender and we used to go to Hooters for happy hour and one of the girls working there would come to his bar and hook up with other chicks she would meet there that nite. I know this has nothing to do with this tail :), but its a damn fine story. :)

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Fast Forward to yesterday, our waitress wasn't too good (seriously, I need my drafts to keep coming while Brunell is throwing picks), and she was working the bar. So i went up there, where I found out that the first draft was on the house. As was the second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, & seventh. Now, if this was any other bar, I would have made the move right then, but it's Hooters. I always make fun of the guys who think the hooters chicks are into them, because they're usually dopes who are happy that any woman is giving him the time of day.

The only thing I have in my favor, is this quote "I don't mind when you come talk to me, cause you're the only one who has a conversation with my face"

I leave in in this boards capable hands. Just typing this out, i'm starting to think the answer to my question should be yes.......

The fact that she is giving you free beers and saying she likes talking to you (basically) are good signs....BUT -- with bartenders you always want her to make the first move. As soon as you hit on her or ask her out, you become just like all the guys who have conversations with her boobs. So, keep doing just what you are doing, maybe throw in some subtle hints or flirting. But just like strippers, bartenders have to make the first move. You'll know when it happens...you say you've picked up bartenders before, so you're either lucky or you already know how to do this. Since you're asking the board, I'd say you're just lucky. :silly:

How do I know this, you ask? Well I've got a friend who can pick up any woman anywhere, and knows the ropes for all types of chicks. He's picked up strippers, bartenders, waitresses, etc....its really amazing. Plus, I've had several female bartender friends over the years, and I've heard their stories and they've told me similar things.

That's my :2cents:, for what its worth...

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I always make fun of the guys who think the hooters chicks are into them, because they're usually dopes who are happy that any woman is giving him the time of day.

There are some guys who are such a-holes they will do anything to hook up with a girl from hooters they would even risk bodily harm to themselves. Including one d-bag who was jealous the girl he liked was into someone else he decided to try and C-block him by telling her a bunch of lies to make him look bad. It's pretty sad and pathetic what some guys will do to get a girl.

Luckly my Sq. Commander at MacDill was a cool guy and only gave me an LOR.

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Here's HOOTERS Wallpaper for those who wants it.. http://www.hootersmagazine.com/wallpaper.html

Hmmmm.....I remember the Hooters in Boca Raton had the Hooters calendar covergirl from one year working there, probably 2000 or 2001, maybe 2002, I can't remember (getting old :( ). She was so hot, as was everyone else that worked there. Anyway, the ****s who owned the building the Hooters was in decided not to renew their lease because Hooters didn't fit in to the Boca Raton ambience....such a load of horse ****. I loved Hooters!!! :cry:

Anyway, they had Hooters in Ft. Lauderdale when I moved down there, but it just wasn't the same. I haven't found one out here yet, but I'm keeping my eyes peeled! Westbrook? Know of a Hooters around here? :)

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Anyway, they had Hooters in Ft. Lauderdale when I moved down there, but it just wasn't the same. I haven't found one out here yet, but I'm keeping my eyes peeled! Westbrook? Know of a Hooters around here? :)

There was a Hooter's there when I left in '95. I think it was near the Aloha Tower but I'm not exactly sure.

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I say just casually ask her if she wants to go get a cup of coffee or something after her shift. If she says no what did you lose? nothing, but you did get some free beer out of it.

I've also dated strippers, bartenders and waitresses, it's not as hard as everyone thinks. I actually picked one up by joking with her about her being untouchable because she was a waitress, and no one ever gets digits from them...and on my bill was her phone number.

Just keep looking her in the eyes, and treat her with respect, and you'll get your date.

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Well, a bunch of responses, I guess I'll have to hit some of these back individually

Hooters girls have to have sex too.

This one deserves a response just because I got a good laugh out of it

This thread needs pictures

I agree, but i think it was taken care of below

The fact that she is giving you free beers and saying she likes talking to you (basically) are good signs....BUT -- with bartenders you always want her to make the first move. As soon as you hit on her or ask her out, you become just like all the guys who have conversations with her boobs. So, keep doing just what you are doing, maybe throw in some subtle hints or flirting. But just like strippers, bartenders have to make the first move. You'll know when it happens...you say you've picked up bartenders before, so you're either lucky or you already know how to do this. Since you're asking the board, I'd say you're just lucky. :silly:

That's a good point. I probably shouldn't even factor in it being a Hooters at all, since it's basically the same situation. And, it's just easier to not look like a total degenerate, because at least half of the people in there are.

Only one way to find out for sure, and you know it. Just make sure you bring back the details.

Be it good news or a fiery crash, I'll be sure to post the results.

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Yeah, I don't think so. My Hooters theory is the further north up the East coast, the quality of the girls diminishes. Not that there aren't some goodies, but the percentage of smoking hot chicks turns from 98% in Miami, to about 4% in Maine. So Northern New Jersey checks in at 32% or so.....

I say just casually ask her if she wants to go get a cup of coffee or something after her shift. If she says no what did you lose? nothing, but you did get some free beer out of it.

Exactly. I really should stop over analyzing every situation, but what's the fun in that?

just play it cool, don't be over agressive.

So it looks like the concensus is to just keep doing what I'm doing. We'll see how it plays out Sunday.

But Free Beer, on top of a waitress that doesn't talk to you when the Redskins game is on (she only visits when it's a commercial). It's too good to pass up........

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So it looks like the concensus is to just keep doing what I'm doing. We'll see how it plays out Sunday.

But Free Beer, on top of a waitress that doesn't talk to you when the Redskins game is on (she only visits when it's a commercial). It's too good to pass up........

Tell you what, heres what you need to do, compliments, subliminal hints, more compliments and you're good to go.

Things to say:

Tell her you feel a little awkward here...like you're one of the many sleezeballs here to ogle girls, but you were displaced from your usual football bar and decided to give hooters a shot

Tell her, you really appreciate the great service and attention you've been receiving and how you appreciate that she is astute enough to only come by during the commercials. Then you can drop either: You're boyfriend is a very lucky man, he must really appreciate you, (finds out if she has bf or not)

and/or:

you know, I wont really mind so much if you come by during the game (sacrifice on your part I know, but it could lead to carefully timed hi 5's and hugs on touchdowns and stuff, and perhaps a little consolation when things are going badly)

Other things to drop:

You're really very pretty, way above my league. I hope to date girls half as pretty as you are. You deserve better than getting ogled and groped by horn-balls every day on the job.

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Those Hooters girls crack me up....the more fake they are, the more fun it is. A group of us always hits Hooters up, at least one night, on our annual golf trip to Myrtle. The girl says, "Where are you guy's from?" "MARYLAND? I'm from Maryland too! I lived near Lutherville, in a small town you've probably never heard of" 10 minutes later, the same girl, overheard at another table, "Vermont? I'm from Vermont too! I lived near Burlington, in a small town that you've probably never heard of".... The wings are pretty damn good though!

I like it when they sit at your table, to take your order, and act like they're your best friend. The funny part is, all the losers,(present company excepted, of course) who soak it up and throw those big tips at 'em.....

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