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President George W. Bush resigned from the presidency today after mistakenly believing that he was just awarded the Heismann trophy.

"I'm no draft dodger," he chuckled while announcing his intention to apply for the 2006 NFL draft. President Bush said that he would be honored to join the NFL and hoped to be chosen by the Cowboys. "I would be proud to go to war with these guys." He said. Dick Cheney said that while he is surprised by the President's decision he honors the fact that "George W." will be pursuing his dream and that "I will reluctantly accept the mantle of emper... presidency."

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