Ball Coach Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 saran wrap? please. I'm not gettin no damn pleasure from SARAN WRAP. If some dude pulled out saran wrap when we were hookin up....it'd be over with him. Just think, you would be safe from freezer burn and you would remain fresh for weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 :laugh: Man, half of you who say you would eat it all night long probably never tasted it. I said I wasn't a big fan of doing it. I'll do it if I have to, but only if she showers first and makes herself presentable. :laugh: Mad because you've never tasted the sweet pink before, War Paint?? Its okay buddy, you'll meet a girl one of these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
War Paint Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Mad because you've never tasted the sweet pink before, War Paint?? Its okay buddy, you'll meet a girl one of these days. You're right. I've never tasted SWEET pink. I've tasted SALTY pink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heidenreich Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 You're right. I've never tasted SWEET pink. I've tasted SALTY pink. Seriously, there's SO MANY lines one can use here, but I don't think any of them will make it through the censors..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC_Skins Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 seconds till thread is closed.. 4 3 2 1......... :laugh: BTW I concur with predicto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenaa Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Alrighty then. Cute thread gone completely raunchy. We do have kids reading these threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Alrighty then. Cute thread gone completely raunchy. We do have kids reading these threads. Maybe I'm de-sensitized to it or something, but to me none of this is very raunchy at all. I mean, most kids probably wouldn't even pick up on the veiled references we've used in this thread...and if they do, well, they've probably already seen a lot worse than this...:2cents: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Fools. That is a good taste. That is the taste of the essence of God's greatest creation. It may be an acquired taste for some, but it is very much worth acquiring. Don't miss out on the good thing, fellas. ps - yes - completely bald is the best, but it's all good.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 As for the kids - I'm not worried about that at all. As far as I am concerned, everyone should learn the importance of pleasing their woman at a young age - the world would be a happier and more fulfilled place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gichin13 Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Haha, I do the same thing as that dude. I've played bass for 18 years. I use my index and middle finger to pluck the strings instead of a pick. I have built uncanny speed and endurance in my two fingers. Thanks to my fingers, I don't have to use my tongue. Keep patting yourself on the back bro ... you are still missing it for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gichin13 Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Alrighty then. Cute thread gone completely raunchy. We do have kids reading these threads. Exactly when was a thread that started with STD (warts exactly) causing cancer "cute"? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkart Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 But, what everyone seems to forget is that there are precautions to take. You can use Saran Wrap to protect yourself and still give her pleasure. To add to the, ahem, "excitement," I'll even put some Altoids in my mouth before going down. BREAKING NEWS: Alexandria, VA man dies of asphyxiation during a freak oral sex accident with his lady, paramedics were unable to resuscitate the man with mouth to mouth as it was later discovered his air passage was blocked with Altoids covered in Saran Wrap. More on this bizarre story at 11:00!!! :laugh: :laugh: Sorry stwasm, I couldn't help it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 saran wrap? please. I'm not gettin no damn pleasure from SARAN WRAP. If some dude pulled out saran wrap when we were hookin up....it'd be over with him. I get what you mean, but I don't eat raw fish served by a chef I don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
War Paint Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 Keep patting yourself on the back bro ... you are still missing it for sure. What am I missing, warts on my mouth? I'm not patting myself on the back. I just don't like eating "sweet pink". Maybe my taste buds differ from yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 Ahem. Thanks for playing, all, but I think it's about time to light up a smoke and just cuddle for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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