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Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open

his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a

glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in

front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and

sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of

the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love


So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and

the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Marty

asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious.

Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black

eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and

breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she

tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm


A self-induced hangover - $100.00

Broken furniture - $200.00

Breakfast - $10.00

Saying the right thing - Priceless

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