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Mufumonk

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Next year tell Santa...

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little

girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike", the cop

said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep", the little girl said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5.00 ticket for a

safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a

reflector light on the back of it."

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there

sir, did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did", chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the

dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

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