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Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.

The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"

Donald frowned and said "No."

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.

"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested. So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.

"Yes, we do," the clerk said, and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald. The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put that on your bill?

"No!" Donald quacked, "What kind of a pervert do you think I am?" :laugh:

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Funny stuff. I thought Daisy and Donald were an item, what do they need a condom for?

Well, Daisy has been suspecting Donald of sleeping with Minnie Mouse and everybody knows that Minnie will give it up after two shots of Tequilia and a few beers. She's also been seen leaving the apartments of Foghorn Leghorn, Snagglepuss, and Winnie the Pooh, just to name a few. And rumor has it, that two of those three have V.D. So, Daisy is just protecting herself.

;)

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Well, Daisy has been suspecting Donald of sleeping with Minnie Mouse and everybody knows that Minnie will give it up after two shots of Tequilia and a few beers. She's also been seen leaving the apartments of Foghorn Leghorn, Snagglepuss, and Winnie the Pooh, just to name a few. And rumor has it, that two of those three have V.D. So, Daisy is just protecting herself.

;)

too much detail! :paranoid:

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