Bonez3 Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 You should be registered as a sex offender just for taking your shirt off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez3 Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Rolls belong in the bread basket- not under your tits, stomach and neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez3 Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 I'll give you 50 bucks if you photoshop a shirt over that picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez3 Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Jared called- he said........................... You're a FAT ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez3 Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 alrite buddy- seriously, get in shape and if you need motivation than think of how happy you'll be if you succeed in losing weight. Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big z Posted November 13, 2005 Author Share Posted November 13, 2005 I'll give you 50 bucks if you photoshop a shirt over that picture. not bad at all... :laugh: but the ate Jesus one is still tops...i'm gonna close of the comp tomorrow afternoon, you guys know what you have to beat...good luck... as for the $50 prize, me and the winner will discuss...i'm back in san antonio and i'm gonna start substitute teaching and padding the bank account...the winner will get the loot when i get my 1st paycheck, which, with any luck, is before thanksgiving...but i'll keep you all posted...and thanks for participating! Go Skins, make chucky cry....down with the bucs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Wow........a pear with limbs. I bet the commode weaps when it see's ya heading in, and leaks when your walkin out............ Your so fat, walkin away, your arse looks like two bull dogs having a fight in a hefty bag. It looks like you misstook the "all you can eat" sign, and swallowed the servers along with the entres....... Now I know where Harley Davidson got the name for their bike the Fat Boy, but hog still works for you. You may see yourself as a Mack truck, but the sign on the back says "over size load"............ Your so fat, you should get a group discount at weight watchers. Your so fat, your doctor sends you out to the interstate to get you weight with the rest of the trucks at the weigh station............. If fat were brains, you would make Einstein look like PeeWee Herman. Your so fat, your not allowed at the zoo so you don't confuse the children. Your girlfriend didn't realize you were being literal when you said you wanted to eat her. Looks like you were successful................. If fat was jelly, you could keep Smuckers production going for a week. All in fun dude.....good luck with the weight loss. God bless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtle Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 I live in san antonio as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Die Hard Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 I found Jesus recently....[/url] In the toilet after one of your big dumps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Finally....Proof of a Rosanne and Dom Deloiusse love affair. Either that or she bred with a wallrus. Seriously dude you make my brother look fit and he is 380. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big z Posted November 16, 2005 Author Share Posted November 16, 2005 I live in san antonio as well. cool man...where you watch the games at? i used to goto fatso's...lol...no seriously folks...there's a sportsbar called fastso's in san antonio... but the seats suck...especially if you wiegh alot...they are hardwood...eff that... so i goto the blanco tavern...they have the Skins on a small tv in the corner, no sound....but i was rooting my ass off and we got screwed on that 2 pt conversion, i'll tell you that much...was clear as day, even on a 25" screen... but oh well...Tampa won, we lost...bottomline. hopefully our teams meet again in the playoffs. the winner? it has to be the guy with the what did you do? eat Jesus line...i'll PM him and handle the business...it's his cash to spend as he chooses...thanks to all for playing and the latecomers came very strong...good job all around... i especially liked twa's crack about me making his 380 pound brother look fit....lol...good job to all...that concludes the fatman thread....Thanks to all my Extremeskins brethren for their participation and Go Skins Go! :helmet: :point2sky :helmet: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buju Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Hey fatty, you're so fat that everytime your elbow moves your mouth opens. HTTR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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