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Hi, I'm big z...formerly known as bigzak25.

some of you care, most of you don't.

ahhh, who am i kidding, all of you are looking at my post count and avatar for credibility and wondering who the heck i am...well, just bare with me...

I posted the following on my Spurstalk home board, and I couldn't resist letting all my Extremeskins homies in on it.

You guys and dolls are more than welcome to join in the fun!

And to make it worth your while?

I'll send a paypal payment of $50 bux to Extremeskins in YOUR NAME, if you come up with the best insult to ME, the fatman...

Take your best shot...I hold no grudges...this is just for fun...

I found Jesus recently, and this is a test of my faith. That's all.

here's the link or you can just read the post if you wish...Thanks for your time, also that website is rated R...not for porn or anything, but for colorful metaphor language...so you've been warned...and as always, Go Skins Go! :cheers: :point2sky

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28758

okay, here's the deal, many many many here think that I AM FULL OF ****.

maybe I am...

Lets find out shall we...:)

Kori told me on the phone earlier that I would care what people say about me and probobaly cry in private. She may be right. I'm about to find out.

Also, I have a BET. HERE ARE THE TERMS, PAY ATTENTION.

I have to get a PICTURE WITH JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT WITHIN ONE YEAR.

me and her, i'll try for the hug. i'm not sure if i can get it. depends on Jenny.

I am a PIMP. That's P-I-M-P for those that can't spell. :lol

IF I CAN'T DO IT? IF I CAN'T GET THE PIC by ONE YEAR FROM TODAY?

**** IT, 6 MONTHS...

If I don't have THE pic by the time the NBA Finals come around?

Then I WILL DANCE WITH MY SHIRT OFF TO ONE SONG AT A GTG.

Kori and LJ choose the Song. Kori and LJ choose the GTG.

IN FRONT OF EVERYONE THAT WANTS TO SEE THE SHOW.

WITH PICS TO POST IF IT SHOULD COME TO PASS...

But it won't. I'll get the Pic. Watch and Learn.

I'm no teacher, but I WILL SET AN EXAMPLE.

now, as for the TITLE OF THIS THREAD...

I am going to post my BEFORE PICTURES.

HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT IF YOU GOT THE *****, or for the ladies, if you've got the ovaries...i'm sorry, but i really don't know the equivalent... :lmao

pretend i'm a worthless ******* that berates his wife for amusement.

pretend i owe someone $800 bux and i haven't paid them back in almost 2 years...

pretend i gave up on our Spurs when they needed the fans the most...

pretend i posted city pics on an n'sync board and claimed they were mine...

pretend i'm mouse...

pretend i'm pooh...

GO FOR IT.

The ONE with the BEST INSULT? The one that makes me Cry? :cry

I'll buy that person a beer at a GTG. I hold NO GRUDGES.

And I really don't care what anyone calls me or says about me...so just do it.

I'm your whipping boy. You gotta whip? Prove it. Use it.

Men, Women, Children, Tell Your Friends!

This thread can be an instant classic, but it's up to YOU.

Do YOU, the Posters of Spurstalk have what it takes to insult a FAT man?

Win a Prize if your the best.

No hard feelings folks, this is just for fun and laughs.

I'm a big boy, as you can see...and my feelings don't get hurt...

so...let the party begin! :smokin

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just fyi, i took these about 2 days ago...i'm about 300 pounds...probobaly a bit over...oh, and please tell me what you think of my ****, i just had them done...:lol

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it's all good brother...i believe we are a family here at extremeskins and we all in this together you know...even if we do have a few Good Men at the top running things...

as for the insults?

oh man, it's just for fun...no worries...i won't get offended...but you can't win if your don't put your name in the hat, so to speak...and i'm serious...$50 bux in the winners name...i don't know if they get a hat or what kind of deal the Forum owners/leaders have going right now...but whatever comes with $50 bux...it's theirs...even if it's just a thanks.

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Look into it :ahhhhh:

Alliance for the Mentally Ill

Pomona Valley

Claremont Presbyterian Church

1111 North Mountain Avenue

Claremont, CA 91711

909-624-6367

Meets at 6:30pm the first Tuesday of every month

not bad, not bad...but surely some of you can come harder than that...hit me peeps...i've seen some of the venom you guys can spew in the political threads...pretend i'm :gasp: an independent... :laugh:

Pretend I think both Bush AND Clinton suck...

ok, NOW hit me...what do you got?

c'mon DTC, i know you guys can bring it...don't let me down...

Pretend I'm an Eagles Fan, Talking smack as i walk through YOUR section...

i can take it...and I hold no grudges...all for fun...winner gets the prize... :D

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Pal, you called the DTC, remember this.

Hey look at this guy. I bet he bleeds gravy.

What do you use for deodorent fat boy? Biscuit mix?

Jeez. Id hate to be behind you in the buffet line.

No wonder the natural resources are drying up. This guy is still alive!

Speaking of life/death. Does your life insurance cover crain costs? Or are they just going to burn you like a buffalo in the range?

Ive seen your seat at Fed Ex, its called the field.

Who ****s this guy? Really?

Jon Jansens fatter, uglier, twin brother everybody!

Let us know when you come to a game fatty, Ill let my nephew bring a pale of fish for you.

You could have wore a shed for Halloween and I wouldnt know the difference.

When are you due?

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Pal, you called the DTC, remember this.

Hey look at this guy. I bet he bleeds gravy.

What do you use for deodorent fat boy? Biscuit mix?

Jeez. Id hate to be behind you in the buffet line.

No wonder the natural resources are drying up. This guy is still alive!

Speaking of life/death. Does your life insurance cover crain costs? Or are they just going to burn you like a buffalo in the range?

Ive seen your seat at Fed Ex, its called the field.

Who ****s this guy? Really?

Jon Jansens fatter, uglier, twin brother everybody!

Let us know when you come to a game fatty, Ill let my nephew bring a pale of fish for you.

You could have wore a shed for Halloween and I wouldnt know the difference.

When are you due?

Dude...weak. Your material is older than yo momma. ;)

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