MRMADD Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 Injuries: CB Champ Bailey (dislocated finger) and RG Kipp Vickers (urinary blockage) won't play against Carolina tomorrow. TE Zeron Flemister (sore calf) and QB Danny Wuerffel (elbow) practiced. A urinary blockage? Damn... that doesn't sound like fun. Kind of like the opposite of the Cowboys problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeorama Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 Quincy Carter out (feces leakage) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redman Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 I wonder if it was a kidney stone. My sympathies to him if it was, as that rates the 'ole 10 on the pain scale. :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 Probably just a yeast infection. A little Monistat out to clear that up, Kipp. Oh, and don't have sex with your boyfriend for a couple of days, or you'll get it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70Chip Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 Sounds like Kipp has a narrow urethra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizer Jose Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 Kipp, there are certain holes you just don't stick objects into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeSkin Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 This thread is disgusting people...I remember making jokes like this when I was 15. :puke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 Uh-oh. Champ has a busted finger and a guy named Kipp having problems w/ his urinary device. Coincidence????:jerkoff: :fortune: :fortune: :shhh: :shhh: :pope: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marhobo Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 They knew there was a problem when his eyes turned yellow. Sorry....couldn't resist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddha Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 Man, this really pisses me off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRMADD Posted August 9, 2002 Author Share Posted August 9, 2002 Pisses you off? Ohhh the burning sensation is KILLING me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 I go along with most of the jokes.....and can talk some trash myself. However, this thread is the most disgusting and insulting I have read on here. I notice most of the inane jokes are from camp fodder, waterboys or cheerleaders. Grow up..if not in age.....at least in attitude. Enough said. Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizer Jose Posted August 10, 2002 Share Posted August 10, 2002 "I notice most of the inane jokes are from camp fodder, waterboys or cheerleaders." Well, there's nothing like being schooled by the wisdom and maturity of a benchwarmer. Of course the jokes are inane and immature, Blondie, that's why we're making them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted August 10, 2002 Share Posted August 10, 2002 Oh my.....how will I ever show my face again?! Getting a reprimand from someone who has to bleep his signature line. As far as "being schooled"....I don't think you want to go there. You wouldn't make the grade. Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizer Jose Posted August 10, 2002 Share Posted August 10, 2002 I told ol' whatsisname the other day "Don't Mess With Texas Women" and now look what I've done... Let's conserve our trash-talking prowess for the intruders-- Cowboys fans, namely. But, that being said... Some jokes are silly and stupid and immature. Fine. But we know that. That's why we tell them, get a little giggle, and then stop. It doesn't mean you have to label said jokesters as "disgusting and insulting," especially when they are your fellow posters and are more than capable, in the first place, of acknowledging the inaneness of their jokes. Also, it isn't necessary to pull rank (Benchwarmer vs. Camp Fodder) to lend some kind of authority to your post. Your moniker has nothing to do with your intelligence or maturity or status as a fan. My greater point is this... You think our thread was inane? That's cool, maybe it's not your thing. But you don't have to tell us how stupid it is, that we should grow up, "enough said," all of that. Some people think watching football is stupid and inane and immature. Even more people think talking trash about football is stupid and inane and immature. I don't think that way, do you? How would you respond to someone who told you to grow up and stop watching football? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted August 10, 2002 Share Posted August 10, 2002 KJ I am not pulling rank. I am way way way down the totem here, but working my way up just like everyone else. "My greater point is this... You think our thread was inane? That's cool, maybe it's not your thing. But you don't have to tell us how stupid it is, that we should grow up, "enough said," all of that. " I thought it was insulting. My opinion. And, as the saying goes.....everybody has one." Call them as I see 'em" "How would you respond to someone who told you to grow up and stop watching football?" Grow up and stop watching football -vs- grow up and stop making jokes about a REDSKIN player who had blood in his urine. Hmmmmmmm. What a dilemna. I won't get in a pi$$ing match with you on this KJ. I don't have the right equipment. But I stand by my original post. I found it disgusting. Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizer Jose Posted August 10, 2002 Share Posted August 10, 2002 Blondie, That's cool. It's not your having an opinion that I objected to. In fact, I've enjoyed reading your opinions on the board. Vickers had blood in his urine? I don't remember reading that. If so, I wouldn't have joked about it. I'm more of a make-fun-of-somebody-crapping-their-pants kind of guy. Blood in urine ain't my kind of thing. I was responding, as I think most of us were, to the obscure reference to "blockage." I wish, as I always have for our players and any other injured players on any team, for a quick and painless recovery. As far as a pi$$ing match goes, don't underestimate your equipment. Now let's go watch the Skins kick some Panther ***. Er, I mean, Panther butt. And hope for no injuries for anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marhobo Posted August 10, 2002 Share Posted August 10, 2002 Blondie must be a Rangers fan. They're all a little fiesty these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato Sack Posted August 10, 2002 Share Posted August 10, 2002 Blondie, In the "come back" department, Kizer just whipped your @ss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted August 10, 2002 Share Posted August 10, 2002 Gosh GoSkins....since you are so astute, if you say so.. then so it must be. Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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