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Man Kills Buck With Bare Hands in Bedroom

BENTONVILLE, Ark. - It looked like a crime scene, but no charges will be filed after Wayne Goldsberry killed a buck with his bare hands in his daughter's bedroom.

The engagement lasted an exhausting 40 minutes, but Goldsberry finally subdued the five-point whitetail deer that crashed through a bedroom window at his daughter's home Friday. When it was over, blood splattered the walls and the deer lay on the bedroom floor, its neck broken.

Goldsberry was at his daughter's home when he heard glass breaking. He went back to check on the noise and found the deer.

"I was standing about like this peeking around the corner when the deer came out of the bedroom," said Goldsberry, demonstrating while peering around his kitchen wall. The deer ran down the hall and into the master bedroom — "jumping back and forth across the bed."

"I could tell he was really tearing up the place back there," Goldsberry said.

Goldsberry entered the bedroom to confront the deer and, after a brief struggle, emerged to tell his wife to call police. After returning to the bedroom, the fight continued. Goldsberry finally was able to grip the animal and twist its neck, killing it.

"He was trying to get up a corner wall and I just came in behind him and grabbed him by the horns and just started pushing down," said Goldsberry.

Goldsberry, sore from the struggle, dragged the dead animal out of the house.

"He got kicked several times. He was walking bowlegged for awhile," Deputy Doug Gay said.

Benton County Sheriff Keith Ferguson said that when he arrived he found the deer dead in the front yard. Goldsberry intended to have the deer processed for its meat.

Gay said that, this time of year, bucks that see their reflection in windows often charge them, believing the mirror image to be a rival.

On Monday in Pine Bluff, the principal of Coleman Elementary School rid his building of a deer by opening a door. Students were preparing for dismissal Monday when a deer crashed through a window and bounded through a hallway.

The buck floundered on the school's slick floor for about three minutes exiting via a door along the side of a hallway. Principal Bill Tietz said the deer was slightly injured from the glass and lost an antler. Tietz says the animal leapt a six-foot fence after leaving the school.

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I had to wrangle an angery squirl one time, it came down the chimney at my moms house into a room with wood panneling. I approached the beast with a fishing net and tennis racket after what seemed like hours or dueling (5 minutes) I managed to satch the raging squirl out of the air with my net. The battle was over.....or so I thought,...I opend the door to the room and proceeded down the hallway with my trophy in tow the next thing I knew the beast was climbing up my arm headed toward my jugular. I threw him to the ground and he vanished into the house. I knew then this was no ordinary squirl. For the next half an hour I chased the beast room to room until finally he was subdued.....I pounced on him with a thick blanket..

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On Monday in Pine Bluff, the principal of Coleman Elementary School rid his building of a deer by opening a door. Students were preparing for dismissal Monday when a deer crashed through a window and bounded through a hallway.

The buck floundered on the school's slick floor for about three minutes exiting via a door along the side of a hallway. Principal Bill Tietz said the deer was slightly injured from the glass and lost an antler. Tietz says the animal leapt a six-foot fence after leaving the school.

Gotta love the not-so-subtle editorial.

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I would open a door and show it out. I don't go werewolf at the first sign of nature.

BTW - the squirrel story was funny. A friend of mine caught one and tried to keep it as a pet. I warned him that he'd be sorry for messing with those ultra evolved rodents.... we were over at his house and he was bragging about it when the spooked animal started jumping all over the place and decided his face made a great spring board to cover the distance from couch to door way. He had the marks of a squirel tamer on his face for a week.

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I know I wouldn't have went in there.

Wasn't this in Arizona? If so, the deer may be very small there, and that may effect my decision.

Here in Florida, I call deer "dogs" because that's about the size of them.

In Va. you're not snapping the neck of a 5 pointer. You're going in a pine box.

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