manichispanic Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051102/ap_on_fe_st/deerly_departed;_ylt=AmjZD.kpwhjSoOP0SU8XJH6s0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ- Man Kills Buck With Bare Hands in Bedroom BENTONVILLE, Ark. - It looked like a crime scene, but no charges will be filed after Wayne Goldsberry killed a buck with his bare hands in his daughter's bedroom. The engagement lasted an exhausting 40 minutes, but Goldsberry finally subdued the five-point whitetail deer that crashed through a bedroom window at his daughter's home Friday. When it was over, blood splattered the walls and the deer lay on the bedroom floor, its neck broken. Goldsberry was at his daughter's home when he heard glass breaking. He went back to check on the noise and found the deer. "I was standing about like this peeking around the corner when the deer came out of the bedroom," said Goldsberry, demonstrating while peering around his kitchen wall. The deer ran down the hall and into the master bedroom — "jumping back and forth across the bed." "I could tell he was really tearing up the place back there," Goldsberry said. Goldsberry entered the bedroom to confront the deer and, after a brief struggle, emerged to tell his wife to call police. After returning to the bedroom, the fight continued. Goldsberry finally was able to grip the animal and twist its neck, killing it. "He was trying to get up a corner wall and I just came in behind him and grabbed him by the horns and just started pushing down," said Goldsberry. Goldsberry, sore from the struggle, dragged the dead animal out of the house. "He got kicked several times. He was walking bowlegged for awhile," Deputy Doug Gay said. Benton County Sheriff Keith Ferguson said that when he arrived he found the deer dead in the front yard. Goldsberry intended to have the deer processed for its meat. Gay said that, this time of year, bucks that see their reflection in windows often charge them, believing the mirror image to be a rival. On Monday in Pine Bluff, the principal of Coleman Elementary School rid his building of a deer by opening a door. Students were preparing for dismissal Monday when a deer crashed through a window and bounded through a hallway. The buck floundered on the school's slick floor for about three minutes exiting via a door along the side of a hallway. Principal Bill Tietz said the deer was slightly injured from the glass and lost an antler. Tietz says the animal leapt a six-foot fence after leaving the school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 wow. Thats awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I refer to my father, a trophy hunter for over 20 years as "Deer Slayer." This guy is a true slayer .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I think if I got out of bed at night to find a wild Buck running laps around my house I would crap my pajamas. ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shallow1 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I had to wrangle an angery squirl one time, it came down the chimney at my moms house into a room with wood panneling. I approached the beast with a fishing net and tennis racket after what seemed like hours or dueling (5 minutes) I managed to satch the raging squirl out of the air with my net. The battle was over.....or so I thought,...I opend the door to the room and proceeded down the hallway with my trophy in tow the next thing I knew the beast was climbing up my arm headed toward my jugular. I threw him to the ground and he vanished into the house. I knew then this was no ordinary squirl. For the next half an hour I chased the beast room to room until finally he was subdued.....I pounced on him with a thick blanket.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartskins Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 On Monday in Pine Bluff, the principal of Coleman Elementary School rid his building of a deer by opening a door. Students were preparing for dismissal Monday when a deer crashed through a window and bounded through a hallway.The buck floundered on the school's slick floor for about three minutes exiting via a door along the side of a hallway. Principal Bill Tietz said the deer was slightly injured from the glass and lost an antler. Tietz says the animal leapt a six-foot fence after leaving the school. Gotta love the not-so-subtle editorial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdowwe Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 This is how hunting should be done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsNut73 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I think if I got out of bed at night to find a wild Buck running laps around my house I would crap my pajamas. ..... Same here brother.... I'd be out the front door so fast.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I would open a door and show it out. I don't go werewolf at the first sign of nature. BTW - the squirrel story was funny. A friend of mine caught one and tried to keep it as a pet. I warned him that he'd be sorry for messing with those ultra evolved rodents.... we were over at his house and he was bragging about it when the spooked animal started jumping all over the place and decided his face made a great spring board to cover the distance from couch to door way. He had the marks of a squirel tamer on his face for a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 "He got kicked several times. He was walking bowlegged for awhile," Deputy Doug Gay said. That line made me laugh :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 That line made me laugh :laugh: which? getting kicked in the nads by a deer, or the deputy's name? :laugh: ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 which? getting kicked in the nads by a deer, or the deputy's name? :laugh:... both made me laugh! Deputy Gay made a comment about the guys groin...the irony!!!! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeRedskins Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Big Deal, Bill Blasskey once killed a shark with his feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skin-em Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 shallow1 - that was great, best laugh I've had all day, I needed that it's my 10th day without power after the hurricane, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenaa Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 This gave me a serious giggle fit. My coworkers are looking at me like I'm nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUNSTONE Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Wow that is impressive. I read, a few months ago, about an old farmer in Africa who was attacked by either a leopard or cheeta. He killed the animal, but sticking his hand down the beasts throat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez3 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Man- I'm kinda jealous. This guy probably has the next best bar story to the guy who killed a bear with his bare hands. "....Yeah, so I looked the deer square in the eyes, and said- hey dude, lets party...the rest was history" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUNSTONE Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I know I wouldn't have went in there. Wasn't this in Arizona? If so, the deer may be very small there, and that may effect my decision. Here in Florida, I call deer "dogs" because that's about the size of them. In Va. you're not snapping the neck of a 5 pointer. You're going in a pine box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Why is everyone applauding this guy? He was probably a few inches away from winning a Darwin award. Attacking a 5-point deer is not recommended for those who are looking to live. I mean, come on! This guy is a moron! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endzone_dave Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 "Manliest Story Ever" No, the guy who cut his own arm off with a knife will have that distinction for all time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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