codeorama Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 On the second installment of Hard Knocks, a pukes player gets hit so hars he $hits his pants and then the coaches laugh and reinact it in the coaches meeting. What quality TV. The pukes should be so embarrassed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funkyalligator Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 r u serious? They could become the laughing stock of the NFL by the end of this series Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeorama Posted August 8, 2002 Author Share Posted August 8, 2002 I am dead serious, it comes on tonight at 8pm. The funniest part was the coaches making fun of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Will Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 LOL..Yea I saw that too! They didn't say which player it was..for understandable reasons I quess. It looked like it was someone on the defensive line though.:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 I thought it was Carter practicing to meet LaVar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins24 Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 The Cowboys are a joke. It looked like they may have been one of the most improved teams this upcoming season.....yeah right. I have yet to meet a Cowboy fan who didn't think both episodes so far have been great. But if they weren't Cow fans...I would be embarressed for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddha Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 Just two questions: 1. Was it Quincy Carter, and... 2. If so, did a gerbil come out??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlitzFiftySix Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 Did Najeh Davenport get traded to the Cowboys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 Just in case you were wondering, the player who crapped his pants was Willie Blade, a DT drafted in the 3rd round last season. I thought last night's episode was better than the first, and was pretty decent overall, but I think the series could be more exciting. For some reason watching the likes of Richmond Flowers highlighted and followed around leaves a lot to be desired Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70Chip Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 Well, it looks like we need a special Cowboy star logo version of the adult diaper "Oops, I Crapped My Pants!" Those of you who remember that classic Saturday Night Live sketch can see the full commercial here. "Oops, I crapped my pants!" should be an official sponsor of Cowboys football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GSF Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 That is friggin hilarious. I wish I would have seen it. Their whole team is going to crap in their pants when Lavar, Jesse, and co. get a hold of them this year.:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief skin Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 That is why we call them cow$hits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GatorEye Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 I'm surprised QBall hasn't joined in on this thread. I can't imagine the mud valve cracking open in practice, but I guess that's what happens when you have loose lips. Too bad it wasn't the center. I wonder if Quincy would have noticed it. :moon: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Mike Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 Where's Qball when you need him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey T Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 LOL GatorEye: I d@mn near sh!t my p@nts reading your post:nono: :cry: :cuss: :twitch: :rotflmao: :toilet: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70Chip Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 http://www.nfl.com/players/235026.htm CAREER STATS YEAR TEAM G GS Sacks Int Yds TD Crapped in Pants 2001 Dallas Cowboys 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 2002 Dallas Cowboys 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 1 TOTAL 2 NFL Seasons 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awesome Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 Originally posted by Buddha Just two questions: 1. Was it Quincy Carter, and... 2. If so, did a gerbil come out??? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedskinsFn Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 Originally posted by Dale Just in case you were wondering, the player who crapped his pants was Willie Blade, a DT drafted in the 3rd round last season. Did Jones the owner help wipe his a$$ :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 (Music Please) Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys Don't let them pick guitars and drive them ole trucks They'll $hit in their pants Cause they know they all suck........ :laugh: :laugh: Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sisko Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 "I can't imagine the mud valve cracking open in practice" Well, I've heard that those who have done time in the big house lose a lot in the way of sphincter tone. Guess that sort of proves it huh ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 Sing it Blondie! He did what? Talk about your Hard Knocks. :doh: :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsanity56 Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 :laugh::laugh: :rotflmao: 12hrs this has been posted & still no comment from the peanut gallery.....definitely the highlight of the preseason so far.. what a low point in cowsh*t history cowboy fans come out come out wherever you are...maggots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsanity56 Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 there all out back checking there own pants!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smith22 Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 Originally posted by rskin24 The Cowboys are a joke. It looked like they may have been one of the most improved teams this upcoming season.....yeah right. :laugh: I'm glad you could figure that out without seeing the Cowboys play in one game.:fortune: Just remember that statement when we beat your team for the 10th time in a row. :moon: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 Well, at least smith22 pulled his down. smith.. That is NOT the smiley I would have used in this thread. :laugh: :laugh: Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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