riggins44 Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "Actually," said the Director, "A normal person would just pull the plug." "So tell me, do you want a room an East view or a West view?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soliloquy Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 A motorist got a flat tire in front of an insane asylum. He took the wheel off, but when he stood up, he tripped over the hubcap containing the bolts, spilling them all down a sewer drain. A patient looking through the fence suggested that the man take one bolt from the remaining three wheels to hold the fourth wheel in place until he could get to a service station. The motorist, thanking him profusely, said, "Hey, that was a great idea! Why are you in this place anyway?" The patient said, "I'm here for being crazy, not for being stupid." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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