flyingtiger1013 Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 Now comes the weekend I have been looking forward to since last year. Giants! My lovely wife just happens to be a diehard NYG fan. We usually have dueling throw pillow fights during the game although the occasional shoe, boot, glass, dinnerware or unfortunate feline has been known to fly about the room also. However, this year I happen to be in a little bit of a pickle. While we are merciless in our attacks on each other’s team, I must be “kinder and gentler” this week. For you see, her birthday is Monday and she is celebrating all weekend long. I figure it is going to be painful enough for her to watch her beloved “upper G.I.” men get their butts handed to them in their own stadium without me rubbing rock salt into her wounds as a birthday present. That and I hope to still have physical relations in the near future. So as you watch the game this weekend please think of poor little me having to contain myself. Scream a little louder, shout a little longer, and sing HTTR a little more triumphantly to make up for enthusiasm I cannot display. Thank you, FT1013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@DCGoldPants Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 just yell "on the inside", and kill her with kindness. She'll never see it coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riggins44 Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 I would just print some pics from the Eli Pic thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huly Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 Pez and I had this situation for the Terps vs Clemson game. I am a diehard Tiger fan and he is a diehard Terps fan. We are still happily married so you can make it through Sunday's game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halter91 Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 After the Skins kick their butts on Sunday, send her flowers on Monday. Have the card say Happy Birthday, from the Washginton Redskins!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingtiger1013 Posted October 26, 2005 Author Share Posted October 26, 2005 After the Skins kick their butts on Sunday, send her flowers on Monday.Have the card say Happy Birthday, from the Washginton Redskins!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Great idea! But I'll never get "any" again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huly Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 You could be buy her red and yellow roses and not say a word! I threatened to put my Tiger Paw magnet on hood of Pez's jeep for a day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pez Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 Pez and I had this situation for the Terps vs Clemson game. I am a diehard Tiger fan and he is a diehard Terps fan. We are still happily married so you can make it through Sunday's game! Yeah but college is one thing.... Pro is on a completely different level.. Dude you are screwed... suggest watching the game in seperate rooms :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingtiger1013 Posted October 31, 2005 Author Share Posted October 31, 2005 Well, today is her birthday and what a present she got from the Skins. I was so embarrassed. She actually stopped cheering loudly by the second quarter and said she felt SORRY for me. Oh, the humiliation. :doh: The only good thing about this is at least I won't be cut off this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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